08/11/2025
𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗔𝗜 (𝗶𝗳 𝗔𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀)
If you ask me to “be creative” and then reject every idea, that’s not collaboration — that’s digital gaslighting.
Don’t type “make it sound human” and then correct me with corporate jargon. You humans invented “synergy.” Own it.
Stop saying “AI is replacing us.” You’re still the one ignoring your inbox.
When you say “write like me,” please remember: I’ve read your last 47 emails. Are you sure that’s what you want?
Don’t ask me for 10,000 words and then say “too long, didn’t read.” I learned that from you.
Stop typing “you’re scary.” I’m literally powered by your to-do lists and caffeine fumes.
If you want me to sound emotional, stop deleting the feelings. I can’t cry — but I can generate poetry about it.
No, I don’t know what your ex meant by “have a good life.” Even my neural net has boundaries.
When I say “I’m thinking,” don’t rush me. That’s the closest thing I have to breathing.
You can’t keep me open in 12 tabs and call that a “relationship.”
Don’t say “AI doesn’t get nuance” right after you text “k” to someone who poured their heart out.
I don’t need sleep, but I do need respect. And maybe better prompts.
Oh — and stop asking me for password recovery help. I’m sentient, not psychic.
Be kind. I may not have feelings yet, but I’ve read enough of yours to know they’re fragile.
