18/08/2025
My Neighbor Spray-Painted “SELFISH JERK” on My Lawn — So I Gave Him a Wet Surprise He’ll Never Forget
For ten years, my neighborhood had been the picture of peace — until Gideon moved in next door. Within weeks, he went from “friendly new neighbor” to a relentless headache. And when I refused to let him take over my driveway, he decided to wage war.
It started small — parking halfway across my drive, blocking me in, acting like it was no big deal. But when I held my ground, he took it further.
One morning, I stepped outside and froze.
In huge, glaring orange letters, my perfect lawn screamed: SELFISH JERK.
The paint was fresh, the insult loud enough for the entire street to see. My stomach boiled. Gideon didn’t even bother hiding his grin when I confronted him.
“What’re you gonna do? Call the cops over some grass?” he laughed.
The police could only make a note — no real charges, they said. But I wasn’t looking for paperwork. I wanted payback.
And I knew exactly how to get it.
Because what Gideon didn’t realize was… I had the one thing that could turn his brand-new backyard “oasis” into his worst nightmare...