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18/09/2025

Bottoms (2023) is a teen s*x comedy with a body count - Back to School

The first scene has the two leads talking about being le****ns, their crushes, and how they are ugly. The dialog is tight and fresh with a naturalistic improv feel, but the characters are given little to do but care about their crushes. Basically, the first scene is a lie because the movie goes off

13/06/2024

The Fall Guy (2024) gets a big thumbs up

I walked into The Fall Guy with hope in my heart. I wanted fun action entertainment, and overall I got what I wanted.

08/12/2023

Thunder in the Cloud

The windows on the north side of the library shook when the thunder rolled through. The sound came in waves crashing against the glass, one rumbling after another. Everyone looked out at the dark clouds. "I think the power might go out," t

22/11/2023

Dog (2022)

This fu***ng movie almost made me cry. And the dog does not die, just getting that out there. Channing Tatum plays a combat veteran with physical and emotional issues tasked with bringing a forme

25/10/2023

Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) is an obituary that outstays its welcome

Some stories need to be told by the right people. Watching Killers of the Flower Moon, I kept wondering who the hell I was supposed to care about. The story follows DiCaprio's deplorable simple man as he robs, cheats, and murders his way through his wife's family, but in the end the directory points

16/10/2023

How to Spot a Serial Killer

Reference wanted to write a full LibGuide on the topic of serial killers, but after going over their notes we found that it was kind of a "how to" guide. Creeped out, we compromised on this listicle. The following are a few things to notice in your loved one or neighbor before the chainsaw

11/10/2023

How to Get Rid of a Body: Happy Spooky Season

For as long as Grandmas have been jumping Snake River Canyon or beloved pets have been finding themselves on farms, people have been looking to get rid of a body. Sometimes, this tradition is done with somber reflection and grief. Sometimes they shoot Hunter S. Thompson out of a cannon. Here are f

09/10/2023

Welcome to the Scholomance

On behalf of the Banned Library and The Faculty, we would like to extend an invitation to you to join the 2023-2024 admission class to the Scholomance! As one of the sacred thirteen, we are excited to have you! Your application and interest in learning the dark mystical arts impressed the admission

04/10/2023

Something Wild (1986)

Something Wild is a joy that becomes rather violent pretty quick.

12/06/2023

Field Report #244553: Red Bokoblin "Jeff"

A field report from a bokoblin after an attack in the Gerudo Desert by Link in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

12/05/2023

Cat and Mouse: A Crime Love Story

Once upon a time there lived a little mouse who thought the floorboards were the sky. Then came the cat. At first, they fought and fought. Then after being trapped during a rainstorm they found neither of them liked the humans above. Cat took Mouse outside. Cat showed Mouse the far blue sky. Cat a

10/05/2023

Silly Goose Flies Away!

To the illustrator: I don't know what your usual author notes look like, but his is how me and Don Julio did it: Caption, then my notes on what needs to be in the drawing. Basic story is a goose wants to fly, so he goes into an airport. There he takes a plane and is downed by the military. Easy peas

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