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09/10/2025

So... an alien just roasted our entire business culture in an interview.

And the worst part? He’s not wrong. 👽

Picture this:

Times Square.

A news reporter stops a tall, bug-eyed alien in a gray suit for a candid interview.

Mic in his face. Crowd gathering. Cameras rolling.

🗞️ Reporter asks:

“Why do you think humans wait until total burnout before trying AI and Automation?”

The alien smiles at the reporter and dramatically says:

“Because nothing screams innovation like clinging to spreadsheets in a panic.”

💀 The crowd lost it.

Someone dropped their street pretzel.

I’m pretty sure a guy from wall street in a suit whispered, “He’s talking about me...”

Even the cameraman laughed so hard he lost focus.

But for real... he’s right.

Humans wait until everything’s on fire before they streamline.

Burnout. Missed leads. Sticky notes as a CRM.

And then they start googling “How to clone myself?”

We built the Automation Agency CRM so you don’t have to operate like a sleep-deprived spreadsheet juggler.

✅ Automate lead follow-up
✅ Track every customer in one place
✅ Collect 5-star reviews on autopilot
✅ Actually enjoy running your business again

🔥 Right now, you can get the Automation Agency CRM for as low as $97/month—

That’s less than what most humans spend on coffee and chaos. ☕

No contracts. No probes.

(Unless you're into that—we don’t judge. 👽)

Just streamlined automation, lead tracking, and follow-up that actually works.

It’s so smooth, you’ll wonder if you were abducted and replaced with a more productive version of yourself.

Here’s the link that alien definitely telepathically suggested to the crowd:
👉 https://automation.agency/crm

09/10/2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

🧛‍♂️ Vampire Cold Caller Found Drained of Energy 🩸

Authorities say the undead salesman was last seen hunched over a rotary phone muttering, “Why won’t they answer before sunrise?”

Turns out, cold calling at night without Automation Agency’s Voice AI Agent will suck the life out of anyone — even vampires.

Our AI doesn’t sleep, doesn’t need coffee, and never gets ghosted. ☎️

It dials, talks, qualifies, and books appointments…

All while you enjoy your eternal rest (or, you know, your weekend).

Moral of the story?

Don’t bleed yourself dry chasing leads — let your Voice AI Outbound Agent do the calling for you.

08/10/2025

Stormtrooper VLOG

So… I didn’t think I’d be saying this EVER, but...

A Stormtrooper just left me a 5-star review. ⭐️

And honestly? It’s the happiest I’ve seen one since… well, ever!

Turns out, the guy ditched the Death Star, moved to a tropical island 🌴, and started a mobile jet-ski rental business for off-duty clone troopers.

He calls it: "Blaster Waves & Banana Boats."

No helmet. No blasters. Just SPF 50 and chill vibes. 😎

When we first connected, he was burned out from working under Darth Vader — a micromanager with serious breathing issues and zero interest in PTO.

Our trooper had no CRM.

No follow-up system.

And the only reviews he got were… let’s say… forcefully negative.

But then…

He implemented the Automation Agency CRM + our AI Reputation Manager
🤖⚡️

Here’s what happened:

248% increase in bookings from Instagram leads

93 new 5-star reviews (including one from R2-D2’s cousin)

Fully automated review collection across Google, Facebook, Yelp & TrustAdvisor

And get this… he even auto-replies in his brand voice: “Thanks, trooper. Stay chill. 🤙”

And this gem dropped into my inbox today:

"Shout out to my guy Jason at the Automation Agency. He set me up with a killer sales funnel and this AI thing that gets me reviews while I’m surfing. My old boss used to choke people out for less. Now I just get 5 stars. Give him a follow—dude’s a legend.”

Look… I’ve had clients before.

But when a Stormtrooper quits the Empire, starts a beach biz, and goes full solopreneur with an AI-powered CRM?

Yeah. That’s legendary.

🛸 Moral of the story?

If a Stormtrooper can automate his follow-up and reputation while sipping piña coladas with Ewoks…

You can too.

🔥 Ckeck out our AI Reputation Manager:
https://automation.agency/ai-reputation-manager

No Vader tax.

No clone contracts.

Just results.

06/10/2025

🚨 Alien Roast Karen in VLOG 🚨

Today’s alien transmission comes from deep space… or rather, Karen’s chaotic office—where 78 Chrome tabs are open, 12 of them are duplicates, and one is playing music she can’t find.

No CRM.

No lead tracking.

Just… tabs. As far as the eye can see. 👀🗂️

And then—out of nowhere—a glowing alien hand reaches in from the left screen like it’s had enough. It has had enough!

Karen, furiously typing, face redder than Mars.

The alien walking in, shaking his oversized head and saying:

👉 “If only she had Automation Agency CRM.”

Because let’s be honest…

Even aliens are more organized then Karen.

Once Karen got onboard with Automation Agency CRM, her life changed faster than a UFO on warp speed:

✅ Organized pipeline
✅ Auto-follow-up that doesn’t involve 43 reminders
✅ Lead tracking that doesn’t rely on memory or tab gymnastics

Now her tabs? Closed.

Her clients? Happy.

Her sanity? Mostly intact.

👽 “Shoutout to Jason at Automation Agency. You saved her bandwidth and mine.”
Moral of the story?

If you're still running your business out of browser tabs and hope, it’s time to evolve.

👉 Upgrade to alien-approved AI & Automation CRM:

https://automation.agency/crm/

03/10/2025

Boost your team's productivity with this amazing tool! 🚀 Whether you're an owner or a manager, adding this to your team will make a world of difference. Say goodbye to tedious tasks and hello to a happier work environment! 💪 Learn more about Automation & AI by visiting: https://automation.agency/.

03/10/2025

ALIEN VLOG: Alien Mocks Primitive Business Owner

Apparently, our favorite extraterrestrial traveler just touched down on Earth—specifically, behind a taco truck in Phoenix—and stumbled upon something horrifying…

A small business owner still using sticky notes to manage tasks.

No CRM.

No automation.

Just a mountain of Post-its and missed opportunities.

Naturally, the alien was concerned.

Not for Earth’s safety…

But for this human’s lack of AI & Automation systems.

After 2 minutes of mocking (and one accidental abduction), the alien introduced her to Automation Agency CRM—a smarter, cleaner way to run your business.

Now the business owner has:
✅ Instant lead capture
✅ Automated follow-up
✅ Pipeline visibility that even aliens approve

And sticky notes?

📉 Eliminated from the galaxy.

👽 “Shout out to Jason at Automation Agency for upgrading this Earthling’s operation. Your tech made me believe in humans again… kinda.”

Moral of the story?

Even intergalactic lifeforms know better than to run a business without automation.

So… what’s your excuse?

🛸 Upgrade your Earth business to alien-level automation today:
https://automation.agency/crm/

02/10/2025

Apparently, Bigfoot ditched the forest, and was caught in Arizona selling Yeti Yoga Mats out of a shipping container in the Sonoran desert.

But get this—just like you he was struggling to convert leads.

No funnel. No follow-up. Just… word of mouth and footprints. 🐾

Then he met Jason Benedict from the Automation Agency in Phoenix.

Now he’s got a clean CRM, an automated funnel, and a 300% increase in sales (also, a cactus-related injury… don’t ask).

👉 “Shout out to my boy Jason at Automation Agency. He hooked me up with a dope sales funnel that increased my business by 300%. Give him a like and a follow.”

Moral of the story?

Even Bigfoot figured out automation.

What’s your excuse?

👽 Get Alien-Like Automation Magic for your small business.

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01/10/2025

Humans who refuse to embrace AI are officially on the endangered species list.

Why?

Because zombies are coming after them… not just for dinner, but for research & development.

And as one undead insider told us:

👉 “Humans never embraced AI… now this Zombie is doing all the brain work.”

Look, if you’re still trying to run your business the old-fashioned way—manual follow-ups, scattered leads, no AI or Automation—you’re basically advertising yourself as a midnight snack. 🧠

Meanwhile, smart business owners are safe.

Why?

They’re leveraging Automation Agency CRM and our Agentic AI Solutions:

✅ Voice AI – your 24/7 receptionist that never sleeps (or eats brains).
✅ Conversational SMS AI – instantly turns leads into booked appointments.
✅ Email AI – nurtures prospects until they’re ready to buy.
✅ And more tools that keep your pipeline alive (unlike your competition).

The difference?

Smart owners let AI do the work. The others… well, let’s just say zombies call that a buffet. 🧠

01/10/2025

🧟‍♂️ Breaking News from the Arizona Desert 🧟‍♀️

Reports are coming in…

Humans who refuse to embrace AI are officially on the endangered species list.
Why?

Because zombies are coming after them… not just for dinner, but for research & development.

And as one undead insider told us:

👉 “Humans never embraced AI… now this Zombie is doing all the brain work.”

Look, if you’re still trying to run your business the old-fashioned way—manual follow-ups, scattered leads, no AI or Automation—you’re basically advertising yourself as a midnight snack. 🧠

Meanwhile, smart business owners are safe.

Why?

They’re leveraging Automation Agency CRM and our Agentic AI Solutions:

✅ Voice AI – your 24/7 receptionist that never sleeps (or eats brains).
✅ Conversational SMS AI – instantly turns leads into booked appointments.
✅ Email AI – nurtures prospects until they’re ready to buy.
✅ And more tools that keep your pipeline alive (unlike your competition).

The difference?

Smart owners let AI do the work. The others… well, let’s just say zombies call that a buffet. 🧠

30/09/2025

🚀 Versa Homes + Automation Agency = more than just a partnership. It’s about innovation, collaboration, and visibility.

✨ In a interview, Versa Homes shared how they regularly create blog articles that reach their powerful email list of 9,000–10,000 subscribers. 📩

Now, this collaboration is taking it further 👉 Versa Homes will feature Automation Agency’s innovative practices in an upcoming blog article. By linking these articles together, both teams gain:
🔗 Increased SEO visibility
🌍 Broader reach
🤝 Shared growth

This strategy shows the commitment both companies share in driving forward-thinking solutions and lifting each other up.
Learn more about Automation & AI by visiting: automation.agency

29/09/2025

🌟In a recent interview, Versa Homes attributed their success in the construction industry to strategic automation and software implementation.

By focusing on making construction smoother and more transparent for clients, they've set a new standard of excellence.

Versa Homes excels in keeping clients informed, addressing a common industry weakness.

Their dedication to innovation has made them a leader in delivering exceptional client experiences.

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