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18/12/2023
So all this time “control freaks” were just autistic people…
17/12/2023
My kids(finally): Dad might be on the spectrum…
Me (like their whole life): So I made this picture book so you can know exactly where to properly put up all the dishes and utensils.
14/12/2023
When I speak to my kid’s friends & they call me sir, it really makes me feel…
like all you MFs should call me Sir…
14/12/2023
Guys that say “that one’s a banger” never get to bang her.
11/12/2023
Do you ever watch the lyrics on Spotify and pretend someone is texting you? No? Me either.
09/12/2023
I give my mom’s smart devices names like “porch light girlfriend” or “lamp bro” so she has to say hey Alexa turn of the ”tv you dumb slut”
09/12/2023
Pedestrians always have the right of way because then you can check out their butts!
09/12/2023
Is it H I A
No it’s H A I K U 
I’m the worst speller.
09/12/2023
I write poetry. Sometimes it’s to win her heart. Sometimes to break mine.
09/12/2023
I will write haiku. Rather than work on my book. Procrastination. 
09/12/2023
Sometimes I write poetry to win her heart and other times just to break my own.
09/12/2023
the tv is on.
my house is
still so quiet.
this is a haiku. 
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