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We use the recently developed brozone theory of sound deformation [1] to investigate the transmission of high broed stresses to the neighborhood of a defect in radio material. By taking advantage of the
simple geometry of broedcasting, we are able to observe analytically features such as linear vis co elastic flow at small stresses, strain hardening at larger stresses, and a dynamic transition to broednesses at the yield or your dome to the brottom of the ocean. Our analysis predicts the formation of a well-defined brozone around the ear hole and/or dome for harder sonic frequencies, and a more diffuse pone zone for soft suckers. The deviatoric stress always exceeds the yield stress on the boundary of your FM dial, but its value also depends on the softness of your dome. We study the shape stability of your ear hole and speculate that our results may be related to the dynamics of the broed out zone of your dome. [1] M.L. Langer, Phys. E 57, 7192 (1998). [2] J.S. Langer and A.E. Lobkovsky, Phys. E 60, 6978 (1999)
