We Are Definitely Afraid of the Dark

21/03/2019

Episode 34 is here, and it's a doozy. We finally watched THE SHINING, and if you think we didn't talk about THAT scene, you thought wrong, doc! Listen to the full episode now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts!

08/03/2019

We watched IT, but we mostly talked about our childhoods on this one. Frankly, it was better. What more do you want us to say about IT? Wouldn't you rather hear us and perfect guest Nicole Russell talk about forest p**n? Of course you would!

27/02/2019

Is Blade a horror movie? Literally no one cares, because it whips ass and we had a great time with our friend Tevis Paxton. Some motherf**kers are always trying to ice skate uphill. Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen!

19/02/2019

We watched Let the Right One In and did not start talking about it until about 30 minutes in. Sorry! 66.6% of us love this movie, and sometimes when you love something the way you show it is by ignoring it entirely. But don't do that to us, please subscribe.

15/02/2019

Listen to them — children of the night. What sweet...PODCASTS they make! Sharpen up those fangs, because month continues this week with the batsh*t (lol) BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA. Subscribe now! Bleh!

15/02/2019

Okay, we get it

06/02/2019

New month, new theme, and for February it’s ! That’s right, we’re talking vampires, baby! First up is the 80s classic THE LOST BOYS. We loved it, but we mostly discussed what buildings we would like to f**k if we were like that lady who married the Eiffel Tower. Subscribe now!

03/02/2019

Happy 24th anniversary to John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness! Have you heard our episode with Nathan Sowell? Here it is, on YouTube, the famous website!

We’re joined by Wet Daddy Supreme Nathan Sowell (The Rose, Frankenfriends) to watch John Carpenter’s extremely underrated movie In the Mouth of Madness! Are ...

30/01/2019

For the last week of we watched the modern haunted house classic, THE ORPHANAGE! Ay dios mio! Our friend Minda Wei joins us, and judging by the level of literal screaming, this might be our spookiest viewing yet. We also design the doll version of ourselves, Steven pines for a detachable felt p***s, Emma does more accent work, and Kyle reaches the heights of athletic achievement. SUBSCRIBE TODAY!

16/01/2019

The Bad Seed? They should call it The Good Seed, as far as we're concerned. This movie whips ass. But we want to know: who would you bad seed (murder for their treasure) if you could? Let us know in the comments!

04/01/2019

What creepy kid movies would you like to hear us cover this Baby New Year Month?! Dead Alive (née Braindead)? Pet Semetary? Barron Trump's Twitch Fortnite stream? Let us know in the comments!

03/01/2019

Happy 2019! Baby New Year is here and we're celebrating all through January with movies about CREEPY KIDS and SPOOKY TODDLERS! First up, THE OMEN! Look at us, Wet Daddies! It's all for you! Subscribe to the show in your podcast app of choice, rate and review, and DON'T ADOPT!