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08/09/2025

Mayor Kelly's proposed $1.99 property tax rate inspired by Sonic's $1.99 value menu

Chattanooga Mayor Tim Kelly with Southwest Crunch Queso Wrap Mayor Kelly’s proposed $1.99 property tax rate inspired by Sonic’s $1.99 value menu August 9, 2025 Food/Drink/Politics Chattanooga Mayor Tim Kelly revealed that his proposed $1.99 property tax rate (for every $100 of assessed property ...

08/07/2025

Abstinence groups step up efforts after McKamey pauses spay and neuter operations

Abstinence groups step up efforts after McKamey pauses spay and neuter operations August 7, 2025 Education/Health/Politics After the McKamey Animal Center announced that it was pausing spay and neuter operations due to overcrowding, local abstinence advocacy groups announced that they would be stepp...

08/04/2025

BREAKING: City officials announce weird trees under overpass are just phase one of the new urban pickleball court

08/02/2025

Daniel Tiger unleashes profanity-filled tirade against Rep. Fleischmann after public TV, radio funding cuts

By https://www.pbs.org/parents/shows/daniel, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=50978683 Daniel Tiger unleashes profanity-filled tirade against Rep. Fleischmann after public TV, radio funding cuts August 2, 2025 Culture/Education/Politics After the Corporation for Public Broadcasti...

07/22/2025

Rep. Fleischmann demands Chatt. Red Wolves change team name to Redskins

Chuck Fleischmann Rep. Fleischmann demands Chatt. Red Wolves change team name to Redskins July 22, 2025 Politics/Sports/Rec In an attempt to appease President Trump, Rep. Chuck Fleischmann has demanded that the soccer club Chattanooga Red Wolves change its name to Chattanooga Redskins, after Trump t...

07/19/2025

BREAKING: New Lookouts stadium developer expediting construction to hopefully get in on the Coldplay cheating CEO kiss cam meme before it goes stale

07/04/2025

Rep. Chuck Fleischmann's new book just the words "F**k You" repeated 50,000 times

Excerpt from the book "F**k You" by Rep. Chuck Fleischmann Rep. Chuck Fleischmann’s new book just the words “F**k You” repeated 50,000 times July 4, 2025 Culture/Education/Politics After releasing his first fictional novel, “Once Upon an Empire,” earlier this year, which has earned a “1....

06/14/2025

BREAKING: Chuck Fleischmann holds "Please Love me King" demonstration in Coolidge Park

04/22/2025

BREAKING: Rick Davis throwing name in the hat to become new pope in hopes to avoid jail time

04/02/2025

BREAKING: Rick Davis set to still headline CFC vs Red Wolves halftime show despite raids on home and business

04/01/2025

Nothing to report today.

03/05/2025

BREAKING: Chris Long claims voter fraud, citing it as a subject he studied at the Electoral College.