Wetware Records

29/10/2025

For the first time since 2019 our website has gotten a facelift.

29/10/2025

23/12/2024

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25/11/2024

Friendly reminder that this Friday we are hosting five of our favorite artists in KC for only $10.

Pop out, leave your holiday stress at the door & get those lil’ turkey legs moving. 🍗🍗

Only four more sleeps until we are swimming in heavenly META Hi-Fi goodness together 🥺

*This is an old school style event: No Lights, No Visuals. Just great tunes paired with clean, freshly washed asses on a dancefloor*

DM for address.

03/10/2024

M͟A͟J͟O͟R͟ ͟A͟N͟N͟O͟U͟N͟C͟E͟M͟E͟N͟T͟: 🫦

With the current world governments being unhinged, unchill & straight up vile as of late

We reserve the right to postpone our dank, spectacular, totally killer catalogue of upcoming releases 𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖞.
(at least until the world suss’ down a bit)

Instead we will be focusing on Low Fidelity (Lo-Fi), Chillout, & Atmospheric. By doing this, we know that we can provide a breathe of fresh air in these tumultuous times. If you haven’t made lo-fi before; perfect! What a time to chill out.

Submit your track today!
[email protected]

No AI generated audio please.
We leave the algorithm to the old gods.

19/08/2024

New WIPs.

Listening to a lot of Yheti, Flume & 80s music when I started this & kept the aesthetic going

16/06/2024

issa family ting

CLB // Lighter Dub & Shutdown // SMD050

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Coming off his most recent release with OCC Recordings - CLB teams up with Silent Motion to deliver two tracks that showcase his ability to balance intensity with subtlety.

The title track, 'Lighter Dub’, maintains a cohesive flow, driven by its underlying groove and powerful low-end frequencies along with sharp, syncopated drums that slice through creating a rhythmic foundation that is both intricate and powerful. 'Shutdown' exemplifies the raw energy and precision of grime which highlight CLB's innovative approach to production.

This marks the 50th and FINAL release under the SMD### catalogue.

>> Listen: http://bit.ly/STREAM-SMD050
>> Pre-Order: https://bit.ly/SMD050-BANDCAMP
>> Release: 28th of June | Friday

26/05/2024

Last night was mids: An essay

1. First off, OldGold clearly has no idea what he's doing. We all saw him plug his USB into the mixer shortly after stepping behind the decks. Dude needs to get a job.

2. Second, whoever was running the META Hi-Fi clearly has never touched a parametric equalizer in their life. GO BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD, BUD.

3. Literally every person that walked through the door was ugly. We wanted to take pictures but we didn't see a single attractive person all night long. (Except the door guy obviously)

4. Only one CDJ3000 (NXS2s are so last quinquennium) like where the hell do you get your backline from? (Shout out Bass Hertz Productions)

Other than that I would say there was a minimal amount of fun being had in general. No hip movement, no hair tossing, no ass throwery - Just a bunch of sweaty bums causing drama.

Better luck next time folks.
We are sorry we couldn't deliver.
We will find a headliner that's worth a s**t next time.