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The Blotter Magazine Think a mashup of MAD Magazine meeting the Paris Review, the two of them befriending and partying ha

The Blotter s a production of The Blotter Magazine, Inc., a Durham, NC, non-profit 501 (c) 3 literary magazine.

29/01/2026

Seems there's to be a nationwide strike tomorrow, in protest of ICE atrocities. The Blotter Magazine hereby gives full permission for everyone in its realm to participate. Lie on your sofas drinking hot tea & watching TCM, and let Trump's Gestapo Lite go f*ck itself.

18/01/2026

Calling all readers in the Raleigh/Cary area: our distribution person there is moving away, so we need a replacement ASAP. They'll need working transport & 2 or 3 days each month to deliver Blotters to maybe 3 dozen places. $250/month.

23/12/2025

[Some recent lyrics from Tad Semsel, our agent in Athens, OH.]
Welcome to my nostril
You're a piece of dust
Slipped right up that dollar bill, says "In God We Trust"
I've got sexy knees
But now I have to sneeze
That goddamned piece of dust is so damn hard to please
Welcome to my nostril
Welcome to my nostril
I'm gonna make you sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze!
Welcome to my nostril
Welcome to my nostril
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Welcome to my nostril, it's all fun and games
It's where I like to stick my finger and people think it's strange
I've got sexy knees
But now I have to sneeze
Welcome to my nostril
Welcome to my nostril
I'm gonna make you sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze!

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