10/09/2025
Hurricane ð must have read the data on hot dogs. Hence his disdain for the diabolically delightful, delicious, and dynamic staple of American cuisine.ðĪĢððĪŠð
The University of Michigan found that eating a single hotdog can take up to 36 healthy minutes off of your life, but eating a PBJ can add up to the same amount of healthy minutes back.
NEW LIFE RULE: Gotta have a 1 to 1 hotdog to PBJ ratio in our lives going forward to keep homeostasis. LINK to the Michigan findings in comments.