Chaos Gremlin 2

08/16/2025

I was going to be productive today… but then I remembered I am, in fact, me. So instead, I just stared at the wall until the wall stared back. Honestly? We’re besties now.

08/15/2025

I’m not avoiding my responsibilities.
I’m just giving them time to miss me.

08/15/2025

I didn’t forget to eat breakfast.
I’m just holding out for lunch like it’s a dramatic season finale.

08/14/2025

Sure, I could do laundry.
Or I could just keep buying new socks like I’m running an underground sock cartel.

08/13/2025

Just checked my to-do list for the day.
Step 1: Exist. ✅
Step 2: Not completely implode. ✅
Step 3: Look like I have my life together for approximately 3.2 seconds on Instagram. ❌ (Shockingly, still failing at this one.)

Honestly, if adulting were an Olympic sport, I’d be the person who trips on the starting line, somehow lands in the commentary booth, and still manages to get a participation trophy because the chaos around me is so entertaining.

08/13/2025

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08/13/2025

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06/23/2024

“Good mornting” from my little (grand) monster to you! Have a great day, all!

06/09/2023