07/28/2025
Hulk Hogan: A Legacy of lies and leg drops
On July 24th, 2025 the world lost an icon, an icon built on lies and leg drops. While the death of Hulk Hogan has left people with complicated feelings about a complicated man, his death left me with a feeling of..."meh".
I'm a child of the 80s raised on kid centered entertainment like GI JOE and the WWF. And the popularity of both of those things in the 80s is a result of Reagan era propaganda. While GI JOE, a cartoon based on a late stage baby boomer toy line is obvious. American professional wrestling is less obvious in it's political metatext and subtext. Or is it?
The number one appeal of professional wrestling extends beyond the athleticism of the contestants and more towards archetypes inspired by various aspects of the human experience. These archetypes are inspired by two primary modes of engagement...the hero...and the villain.
While people often disagree when I mention this, heroism and villainy are very political. The WWF which was pioneered by disgraced businessman and pervert Vince McMahon understood this and created what would become the first superhero, superstar of professional wrestling...Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan.
Hulk Hogan would be a pop culture icon that could only exist in the conversative 1980s Reagan era of America. He told kids to eat their vitamins and say their prayers all while being a bigoted, racist, backstabbing, steroid using avatar of American exceptionalism. This aligns perfectly with America, a country built on racism, while claiming to be a melting pot and a country aligned with a religion
[ I'm talking about Christianity btw ] developed in honor of an anti war, anti capitalist, anti imperialist hippie whose citizens worship devious capitalist in the form of war mongering politicians and illiterate entertainers.
While there have been attempts by a fan base blinded by nostalgia to depoliticize and redeem Hulk Hogan's legacy, his entire wrestling career was politically charged. Hulk Hogan was a symbol of American might who built his career on fighting foreign invaders in the form of wrestlers. Characters like the Iranian Iron Sheik, the French born Andre the Giant are a few examples, and when they ran out of foreign threats he faced characters that were anti authoritarian like Macho Man Randy Savage and Roddy Piper.
Hulk Hogan's legacy is not complicated, it's a clearly expressed manifesto of what America really is. A series of ideological contradictions for the sake of performative altruism.
While I wouldn't wish death on anyone, I do wish Hulk Hogan spent more of the last years of his life and career atoning for his racism and backhanded self centered subterfuge in the industry that made him rich and famous.
"Cause whatcha gonna do...when karma comes for you brotha"