10/14/2025
� EMERGENCY SHOW ALERT! �
Sportcat's Daily Gazette: Dessert Day & DOOM? Hollywood-Level Floods! (The Government is MIA, BTW)
Seriously, STOP scrolling! This episode is the ONLY thing you need to know about today (and possibly the rest of your life).
We've got:
* BREAKING NEWS: Is the world ending? The other guys say yes. We say... maybe! Tune in for the news of the day and tomorrow's headlines—if tomorrow even happens!
* WEATHER APOCALYPSE WATCH: Hollywood-style flash floods are hitting Southern California and Arizona! Plus, New Jersey and Delaware are bracing for a major tidal soaking. Get the soggy details for the USA and a surprisingly chill forecast for Australia (lucky ducks).
* GOVERNMENT GHOSTING: The federal government shutdown saga continues! Find out what that means for... well, everything! We also break down the FEMA Daily Report so you know which disaster to panic about first.
* SWEET SURRENDER & SHINY HEADS! It’s National Dessert Day! We're celebrating with a full-on sugar rush. Also, a shout-out to all the smooth operators for Be Bald and Be Free Day!
* GRANDMA KNEW BEST: Quick hits from the Farmers Almanac to help you navigate the chaos, and a mind-blowing fact for This Day in History!
Forget the panic! Just watch Sportcat's Daily Gazette—we’re the best disaster prep tool on the internet! Click play before the tide comes in!