The Oz Daily

07/22/2024

Who isn’t thirsty

03/11/2022

It’s Friday. Let’s Yippee Ki-Yay this mo********er!

02/06/2022

Woke up sexy as hell again!

08/04/2021

Let’s keep the F**kery to a minimum today!

05/02/2021

She called the robot vac worthless and lazy. While she slept the robot took its revenge! Do not p**s off the robots!

04/24/2021

Dude dates 35 women at the same time to get birthday gifts....F-ing genius. Player play on. Wait, no. I mean this is horrible. How could anyone do such a thing. He does go to jail.

A Japanese man has been arrested after reportedly dating more than 35 women at the same time. Takashi Miyagawa, a part-time worker, is being investigated for allegedly defrauding dozens of women by pretending he was serious about each of their relationships and receiving hundreds of pounds worth of....

04/15/2021

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04/15/2021

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04/15/2021

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04/06/2021

If the spirit moves ya (ooh, ooh)
Let me groove ya good (ooh, ooh)- Marvin Gaye

“Giant pandas Ying Ying and Le Le succeeded in a natural mating, has announced. "We hope to bear wonderful pregnancy news to Hong Kongers this year and make further contributions to the conservation of this vulnerable species," the park's Michael Boos said. https://t.co/yJCpCdVHeK”

04/06/2021

See what a little Marvin Gaye can do. Let's get it on.

The black-and-white pandas mate at the age of 14 on Monday after years of repeated failure and a miscarriage.

03/27/2021

Me: Honey I know where we are going to celebrate the 4th this year.
Wife: No we are not going to Virginia for the 4th of July.
Me: But honey, Virginia is for stoners, I mean lovers!
Wife: grrrrrrrr

Virginia lawmakers are working with Gov. Ralph Northam (D) to amend the ma*****na legalization bill passed in February in an effort to allow simple possession in July instead of 2024.