02/20/2026
I am literally on the floor right now SHAKING πππ We closed on this house two hours ago. TWO HOURS. It's a 1920s fixer-upper, everything is rough, the carpet was disgusting, we were going to rip it all out anyway. My husband grabbed a screwdriver and started pulling up the carpet by the front door just to see what the subfloor looked like and I started recording just in case it was hardwood. Y'ALL. IT IS NOT HARDWOOD. It's MARBLE. White marble with GOLD inlay like something out of a palace. We both just sat there staring at it. The previous owners covered THIS with grey s**g carpet. I cannot. We haven't even checked the rest of the house yet I'm scared of what else they covered up. This house was $87k. EIGHTY SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. I am going to pass out. π€