11/16/2025
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"And now, we’ve arrived at the logical conclusion—Eric , the barking embodiment of dumb-son nepotism. A laughable lout with inherited intellectual necrosis and the empathy of a Terminator wrapped in designer smug.
In Eric we have the heir to a political dynasty so corrupt it saddens Tammany Hall, b/c they’re not here to stand and clap. A guy whose gums allow you to shelter-in-place during EF4 tornadoes. Whose existence makes it so when you say the 'the dumb Trump son,' you’re somehow not talking about Don Jr"
While Americans ration groceries, Trump’s dimmest heir lectures the nation on midnight billion-dollar Bitcoin transfers over Merlot.