Glen Honk

Glen Honk Glen and Honk the Scottish Geese. Glen thinks his human is his wife πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

Excuse me to interrupt your p**ping but where are my morning grapes?
11/12/2025

Excuse me to interrupt your p**ping but where are my morning grapes?

I think β€œif it fits, I sits” applies to geese too. There is no sunbathing in peace. Your hair, your eyelashes, your toes...
11/12/2025

I think β€œif it fits, I sits” applies to geese too. There is no sunbathing in peace. Your hair, your eyelashes, your toes are chewed and then they sit on you and occasionally throw in a veritable p**p or two. πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ™„πŸ€£

Raise your hand if you never thought you’d see the day Glen would hang out with his kids. πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€£
11/12/2025

Raise your hand if you never thought you’d see the day Glen would hang out with his kids. πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€£

11/10/2025

thinks Shirley is his wife! And he will do anything to protect her ❀️ Watch as he builds a nest for her!

11/10/2025

Definitely written by a goose.

11/10/2025

We have new winged arrivals today. Glen does not approve this message. πŸ“πŸ“

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