02/09/2026
They just smashed a $15,000 champagne bottle wrapped in diamonds against a $13 BILLION warship. The champagne was Armand de Brignac. The diamonds were real. Welcome to how America christens aircraft carriers. Pure luxury meets pure power. πΎπβ
USS Gerald R Ford Christening Ceremony.
November 9, 2013.
The bottle:
Armand de Brignac Champagne: $15,000
Custom platinum casing: $45,000
Embedded diamonds (247): $180,000
Total bottle value: $240,000
For ONE ceremonial smash
The ship:
Construction cost: $13.3 BILLION
Most expensive warship ever built
Took 8 years to build
Nuclear powered (50-year lifespan)
Carries 75 aircraft worth $5B+
The ceremony:
Guest list: Invitation only (2,500 people)
Security clearance: Required
Attendees: Former presidents, admirals, defense CEOs
Catering: $500 per plate (Michelin-starred chefs)
Floral arrangements: $200,000 (roses flown from Ecuador)
The christening honor:
Given to: Susan Ford (President Ford's daughter)
Her outfit: Custom Oscar de la Renta ($75,000)
Her jewelry: Harry Winston diamonds (on loan, $2M value)
Security for jewelry: 4 armed guards
The tradition:
Naval christenings date back 5,000 years
Original: Sacrifice to gods for safe passage
Modern: Champagne bottle breaks = good luck
Bottle MUST break on first swing (bad luck if not)
This bottle? Shattered PERFECTLY.
$240,000 of champagne and diamonds.
Exploded against $13 billion of American naval engineering.
In front of America's most powerful people.
To bless the most advanced warship ever created.
This is how empires celebrate.
Not just champagne.
DIAMOND-WRAPPED champagne.
Not just any ship.
The MOST EXPENSIVE ship ever built.
This is luxury at a scale most can't comprehend.
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When national defense meets luxury branding, you get THIS.