08/20/2026
I told my wife at Red Lobster. Our 30th anniversary. $92 for dinner. She ordered the Admiral's Feast. I waited until she cracked a crab leg. "I had an affair. 2016. Eight months." She dipped the crab in butter. Ate it. "I know." I stared. "I followed you once. Embassy Suites. Route 4." My chest tightened. "While you were in that room, I was in the lobby. Meeting a divorce lawyer." Eight years ago. "He drew up papers that night. $420,000 split." She reached into her purse. A safety deposit box key. "I never filed. I wanted you to lose everything on my terms. Not hers." She set the key on the table. "Last Tuesday, I added something new to those papers. Would you like to know what I..."