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The Maine Mayor You found my fun page. Don't take this one seriously. If you're sensitive this isn't the page for you. Feel free to Roast me & Get Roasted.

Rage Bait and Tomfoolery. Save your feelings for someone who cares✌️

09/25/2025

FILL IN THE BLANKS Tylenol Rapid ______

______ The Epstein Files.
HINT THEY'RE THE SAME WORD

09/05/2025

I DON'T CARE WHO'S ON THE EPSTIEN LIST. DON'T CARE IF MY DAD WAS ON IT, MY BROTHER JUST RELEASE THE LIST ALREADY

09/04/2025

Oops I think I ventured to far North.

09/01/2025

Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

The wish version of Ashton Kuture decided to enter the chat 🤣
08/30/2025

The wish version of Ashton Kuture decided to enter the chat 🤣

Me sitting here watching all these unhinged people in the comments of my last post.
08/30/2025

Me sitting here watching all these unhinged people in the comments of my last post.

Anyone know this company? I couldn't get a great image as you were moving pretty fast while doing burnouts (Not the firs...
08/29/2025

Anyone know this company? I couldn't get a great image as you were moving pretty fast while doing burnouts (Not the first time might I add) Through A residential neighborhood with a lot of kids in it and more than a few elderly people at Seton Village.

It won't be hard to figure out which company you work for. I'm near positive that ownership wouldn't treat their equipment that way and maybe you shouldn't either.

Most of us were young and dumb once too. I get it, but slow down and save the burnouts for an open parking lot not a quiet and safe neighborhood.

As a fair Warning to everyone entering or leaving the Rummels field area the new 360 night vision camera we're installing on the corner of our property this weekend will see you! So If you don't want to be internet famous for a day before I forward the footage to Waterville, Maine, Police Department then slow down.

We all have places to get to. Let's make sure we all get there safely.

I want to preface this post by thanking Adam and Dan Bradstreet at Code Enforcement. Anytime there’s a problem, they’re ...
06/18/2025

I want to preface this post by thanking Adam and Dan Bradstreet at Code Enforcement. Anytime there’s a problem, they’re quick to communicate, listen, offer suggestions, and are always willing to help work out solutions.

That said, I wish Todd would learn to do the same.

Todd, the side yard is now mowed. You could clearly see that a portion of it was already being maintained. The back half—surrounded by a building and a concrete parking lot—was planted with wildflowers that were just about to bloom in the coming weeks.

Had you stopped by and had a conversation with me, instead of sending letters threatening $100 fines for each day it wasn’t cut, you would have known what was happening. So now, instead of daisies, butterflies, and other wildflowers, we have concrete and grass. Hooray.

I guess the old, smelly dumpster along the sidewalk is more to your liking. Have the day you deserve.

05/26/2025

Hey South Portland you think you can help?

04/28/2025

We are on a national campaign to fill the store with brands that want to be part of our neighboorhood. Barilla we're looking at you. JOIN US!

A Step Backwards for Our Neighboring TownAs someone who’s had the privilege of serving as Mayor, I’ve seen firsthand how...
04/03/2025

A Step Backwards for Our Neighboring Town

As someone who’s had the privilege of serving as Mayor, I’ve seen firsthand how much good leadership can shape a community. That’s why I can’t stay quiet about what’s happening in our neighboring town. Hiring a town manager who was rejected by voters? That’s not just disappointing—it’s a slap in the face to the democratic process.

This decision, made by a council that seems more interested in keeping their "good ole boys and girls" club intact than listening to the people, sends the wrong message. It says that connections and privilege matter more than trust and accountability. And honestly, it’s a step backward for everyone involved.

Here in our community, we’ve shown what’s possible when leadership actually listens. We’ve paid teachers more because we value the people shaping our kids’ futures. We’ve turned our fire and police departments into community-focused teams that build trust and make our neighborhoods stronger. We’ve supported programs for the most vulnerable because we believe no one should be left behind. These weren’t easy changes, but they were the right ones—and they happened because we worked together and put people first.

I’ve always loved the playful rivalry between Waterville and Winslow. Whether it’s debating who makes the better tourtière pie or whose town has the best local spots, it’s all in good fun. But this? This isn’t fun. This decision feels like a betrayal of the values that should unite us. We’re two towns that share so much—yet somehow, we’re looking more and more different.

How is it that most of us can agree on fairness, opportunity, and accountability, but still fall short of what it means to truly live those values? It’s starts by making sure leadership reflects the will of the people, not the interests of a select few. It’s about striving for a government that serves with integrity, equality, and a genuine commitment to progress.

To my friends in Winslow: you deserve better. Leadership should reflect your voice, your needs, and your hopes for the future—not the backroom deals of a few insiders. Now’s the time to speak up, hold your leaders accountable.

Since Tik Tok is down for a few day's, because let's be honest money talks in these here United States. I'll be posting...
01/19/2025

Since Tik Tok is down for a few day's, because let's be honest money talks in these here United States. I'll be posting my nonsense over here now too.

If you don't like what you see, blame the government ✌️✌️

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