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05/15/2026

I would rather be a helicopter mom💜

I would rather wake up at 5 AM every morning half asleep making breakfast and packing lunches because at least I know what’s in the food my babies are eating. I will absolutely stand in my bathroom at 6:30 in the morning making sure everybody brushed their teeth, found their shoes, and isn’t walking out the door looking like a feral woodland creature.

I’ll walk them to the bus stop, even if it’s only two houses down. I’ll still drive my teenage son to school. I’ll text “let me know when you get there” every single time. I’ll worry. I’ll check in. I’ll love too loudly.

Because that’s the world we live in now.

And it’s heartbreaking that caring this hard is considered “too much” when so many parents would give literally anything for one more school morning, one more lunch to pack, one more ride to school, one more “love you mom” yelled while running out the door.

So yeah. Maybe I am a helicopter mom. But in a world that feels heavy and scary sometimes, I think we should all just love each other a little harder. ❤️

01/17/2026

Okay but… when did DadGang hats become my husband’s entire personality? 😭🧢

I swear I bought one… and now this man is locked in.
Morning coffee? DadGang.
Errands? DadGang.
Taking the trash out like it’s a runway? DadGang.

At this point I’m not spoiling him right… I’m feeding the obsession and honestly? I love that for us.

Anyone else’s husband suddenly become a hat guy or is this just my new life now?
Drop a 🙋‍♀️ if you’re also enabling your man’s latest hyperfixation.

01/15/2026

Wednesday night husband Momfession:
I love my husband. I really do. But sometimes the way he exists in this house makes me feel like I’m on a hidden camera show. He can walk past a mess 17 times and not see it, open the fridge, stare directly at food, and still ask what’s for dinner. He hears chaos but does not feel chaos. This man can fall asleep in under three minutes like he didn’t just watch me struggle all day… And thennn sleep through noises I would write a will over.

I’m not mad.
I’m fascinated.

Sometimes Marriage is just two people living very different experiences in the same building. 😂

01/14/2026

Anyone else grieving the slow loss of their title as a parent?

My son called me mamamama until he was 2.
Then mommy for a bit.
Then mom.

And now… my 7yo is fully committed to calling me bro.

Bro.

I carried you. I raised you. I feed you daily.
And now I’m apparently just your gym buddy.

What is this phase and how do I opt out?

01/14/2026

Does anyone else feel like their house is just one long episode of Groundhog Day? You clean. You do the laundry. You make snacks. You prep dinner and feel so accomplished putting it all in the fridge. Exhausted, but proud.

Then you wake up the next day and it’s all waiting for you again. Same mess. Same chores. Same cycle. That load of laundry you washed but didn’t put away? Cool. The kids just threw dirty clothes on top of it, so now you get to experience it again like it’s a rerun no one asked for.

I don’t need variety.
I need a pause button.

01/14/2026

Morning Momfession:
I’ve already said “stop yelling” before coffee, forgot why I walked into a room… twice, and negotiated with a child, over something that I absolutely should not have negotiated over.

It’s not even mid-morning yet. It’s barely 7am..
We’re doing great.

How’s your Wednesday kicking off over there?

01/13/2026

Is anyone else about to lose it over brain rot… or is this just happening in my house? Because at this point I fully believe they’re making up the most annoying names possible purely to spite parents. Like it’s a group project and the goal is chaos.

If I hear cappuccinococoinobadabingo yelled through my house one more time, I might simply evaporate. Why are we screaming nonsense? Why is it loud? Why does everyone know the words except me?

I miss silence.
I miss real sentences.
It’s only 5:30 😂

01/13/2026

Mama’s Can we talk about how periods are never convenient? Like they don’t just happen… they arrive with audacity. Busy week? Important plans? Feeling slightly put together? Perfect timing.

They don’t care about your schedule, your outfit, or the fact that you just did laundry. They show up like, “Hey bestie. I sensed peace.”

Anyway. If I seem dramatic today, mind your business. This is a hormone-sponsored episode. 😂

01/13/2026

This morning I woke up at the exact moment the bus was driving by and seriously considered just… letting the kids stay home. Calling it a mental health day. Rolling over. Sleeping another hour. Starting fresh tomorrow.

But then reality tapped me on the shoulder and said, “You know the school will call about attendance and that will make you spiral even harder.”

So I got up. Panicked efficiently. Threw clothes on children. Found shoes that technically count. Got everyone out the door and to school before the bell like some kind of feral superhero.

It felt like a major win.

Which is why I’ve now been sitting here for two and a half hours doing absolutely nothing, contemplating life, existence, and how that took everything I had.

Balance. How’s your morning going?

01/12/2026

Things kids say in the morning
before you’ve had coffee
that should honestly come with a warning label:

Kid 1: “Is it still night?”
Me: “If it was, why would I be waking you?”

Kid 2: “Can I have a snack?”
Me: “No what about breakfast..”

Kid 1: “Where’s my other shoe?”
Me: “Whered you put it?”

Kid2: “I don’t like breakfast anymore.”
Mom: “ of course you don’t, I just stocked back up on all of the breakfast items you asked for… makes sense”

Kid 3: “Why is today today?”
Me: “idk, wait…. where did you come from, and why arent you dressed?”

If this was confusing…. Yeah for me too 😂
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