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10/08/2025

10/08/2025

New episode of the Non-Believers Podcast

05/08/2025

💰🦆 GET YO SHINE ON GAMES PRESENTS:
🎮 DUCKTALES (NES)
The only game where an old duck uses a cane to pogo-stick around the globe, robbing tombs like a quacking Indiana Jones.

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Before Lara Croft.
Before Nathan Drake.
Before capitalism had a mascot…
There was Scrooge McDuck — jumping through the Amazon, the Himalayas, and the freakin’ MOON — just to flex on his nephews with more money.

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🕹️ Gameplay was simple but deadly:
💥 Jump
💥 Pogo
💥 Pray you didn’t bounce into a spike or get clapped by a flying mummy rat.

Your weapon? A pimp cane.
But not just any cane — a pogo cane that made Mario look like he had bad knees.

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🎵 And the soundtrack?
That Moon Theme? GOAT status.
Still makes grown men cry and ducks fly.

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This game had you:
🐍 Fighting snakes in the jungle
👻 Duck-slapping ghosts in Transylvania
👽 Beating up aliens while low-key committing intergalactic colonialism

And all of it… for TREASURE.
Because if there’s one thing Scrooge taught us:
🗣️ “Morals are cool, but gold bars are cooler.”

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💬 Drop a 🦆 if you bounced around and landed on nothing but pain.
💰 Drop a 💎 if you cleared the Moon stage like a legend.
Comment your most rage-quit level (bet it was the minecart in the Amazon 👀).

05/08/2025

🔥🎮 Games Your 🫏 Had to Be Smart 🤓 To Beat
🧬 Episode 13: X-Men (NES, 1989) 🧬

If you ever turned this game on and thought “this can’t be right”… you were correct.
The NES X-Men game didn’t just disrespect Marvel fans — it straight-up punked your childhood.

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🦸 You Play As:
Wolverine, Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Storm, Colossus, and Iceman…
Except every single one of them moves like they’re underwater in concrete boots.

The powers? Barely usable.
The graphics? Questionable at best.
The gameplay? A cryptic fever dream made by people who clearly never read a comic.

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🧠 Why You Had to Be Smart (and Probably High) To Beat It:
• Menus made NO sense
• Hit detection was off by two zip codes
• You had to press B on Controller 2 to activate powers (yes, really)
• Jumping? Sluggish.
• Attacking? Random.
• Enemies? Spongy as hell
• The level design? Copy-pasted hell mazes with flickering walls, floating blocks, and music that sounded like your NES was dying

Oh — and to fight Magneto?
You had to type his name on a keypad at the end.
If you misspelled it?
YOU LOSE. No boss fight. Just vibes and failure.

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🧬 The Real Villain? The Game Design.
Every mutant was nerfed.
You picked Storm? Congrats — you just signed up for vertical death by lag.

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🔥 COMMENT ZONE 🔥
Who was your favorite X-Man to pick (before you realized they all sucked)?
Did you figure out how to beat this game — or did you rage when it asked you to SPELL?

💬 Tag a friend who called this game “underrated” but never made it past Level 1
🎮 Drop the next cursed NES game we need to roast

Next up? Back to the Future (NES) — The Game That Had Nothing To Do With the Movie







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05/08/2025

🚨 Texas Democrats Flee State, Trump Vows FBI Might Step In

What’s happening:
Dozens of Texas House Democrats have fled to blue states like Illinois, New York, and Massachusetts—refusing to return and denying Republicans the 2/3 quorum needed to pass a controversial redistricting map. That map would likely flip five congressional seats to the GOP in the 2026 elections. (turn0news22)

Why: The move stalls not only a new map but also conservative plans for stricter abortion laws and a trans bathroom ban. And meanwhile, flood relief for communities remains on hold. (turn0news23)

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🔍 Political Power Play
• Governor Greg Abbott and Attorney General Ken Paxton responded by issuing civil arrest warrants and threatening to declare the lawmakers’ seats vacant—citing “abandonment of office” for neglecting their duties. Republicans aim to replace them via court orders. (turn0search8, turn0news19)
• Sen. John Cornyn formally asked the FBI to locate or arrest the absentee Democrats wherever they are across state lines—escalating the standoff into federal territory.(turn0search14, turn0news17)
• Donald Trump, praising the GOP’s redistricting goal as justified, backed the FBI involvement: “They may have to.” He argued the Democrats have “abandoned the state” and must “go back and fight it out.” (turn0news21, turn0search0)

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📚 A History of Quorum-Busting

Texas Democrats have used this tactic before—in 2003 and 2021—to block GOP efforts. Known as the “Killer Ds,” they flew to other states. Both times the coup delayed redistricting but didn’t stop it. (turn0search42, turn0search43)

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💥 2real4radio Commentary

If you’re wondering how political warfare really works:
Texas is deciding seats for 2026—and Democrats ran out of the state.
Republicans respond with arrest warrants and talk of using the FBI.
Democrats position this as a last-ditch stand against partisan gerrymander laws that dilute minority votes.

Let’s cut the fluff:
This is redistricting by any means necessary.
It’s legal chess in real time—no witnesses sitting on their hands.

Will the courts uphold pushback or let Abbott sweep the board?
All that stands between democratic norms and naked political power is a judge’s ruling.

05/08/2025

🚨 SUSPENDED: Vikings WR Jordan Addison Benched Through Week 3 After DUI Incident

Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Jordan Addison just got hit with a 3-game suspension for violating the NFL’s Substances of Abuse Policy — and it all traces back to a messy July 2024 arrest that reads like a scene out of Grand Theft Auto: Minneapolis Edition. 😬

🚔 Backstory:
On July 12, 2024, Addison was found asleep behind the wheel of his car — which was blocking a lane on a freeway exit near LAX. CHP woke him up, ran the tests, and boom — two DUIs hit him like a blitz.

Fast-forward:
Addison pleaded no contest to a “wet reckless” — legal speak for “yes, I drove recklessly and alcohol was involved, but please don’t give me the full DUI.” The NFL didn’t forget — and now he’ll miss Weeks 1–3 of the 2025 season.

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🧠 What This Means:
• Bad look for a promising young player who’s expected to step up in the Vikings’ offense this year.
• Leaves the team short-handed at WR while they try to reestablish rhythm in a post–Kirk Cousins era.
• Fans expected a breakout season… but he’ll be watching from the couch until Week 4.

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💬 Facebook Punchline:

You can’t catch touchdowns if you’re catching Zzz’s in the middle of the freeway.
Jordan Addison gets 3 games off — courtesy of his DUI nap near LAX.
Lesson of the day: Uber is cheaper than a 3-game suspension.

05/08/2025

🔥 TECH OF THE DAY – Glow-in-the-Dark Luminous Shoelaces
“Because even your shoes deserve a nightlife.”

👟 What Is It?
These round luminous fluorescent shoelaces don’t just hold your kicks together — they turn every step into a light show.
Whether you’re jogging at night, sliding through a party, or just trying to flex at 7-Eleven, these shoelaces make sure you’re seen before you’re heard.

⚡️ Top Features
• 🌌 Glow-in-the-dark technology — powered by light, activated by darkness
• 🎨 Comes in multiple colors: green, blue, white, neon yellow, pink, etc.
• 🧵 High-quality woven design for durability + drip
• 👟 Perfect for sneakers, skaters, dancers, or anyone tired of being boring

💸 Only $1.74 — yes, ONE DOLLAR AND SEVENTY-FOUR CENTS.
That’s less than a bag of hot Cheetos. And way more fire.

🧠 Why It’s Lit (Literally)
Your outfit doesn’t stop at your hoodie. These laces say:
“I’m here. I shine. I walk different.”
Also a lowkey safety flex for joggers and bikers at night.

💬 Comment Question:
Would you rock glow laces — or are you scared your feet might steal the spotlight?

👇 Drop your answer. Tag someone whose shoe game could use divine intervention.

05/08/2025

🔥 Mic Check Madness – Rap Court Chronicles 🔥
“Did J.Lo Have the Burner Tucked? 👠🔫”
The Diddy Club Shooting That Sparked a Career and Ended Another

Let’s take it back to one of the wildest nights in hip hop history…

🗓️ December 27, 1999
📍 Club New York, Times Square
👤 Diddy.
👤 Shyne.
👠 Jennifer Lopez — rockin’ mink, diamonds, and maybe… a burner?

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A brawl pops off.
Shots fired.
People injured.
The club erupted in chaos.
And guess who the NYPD finds speeding off in a Lincoln Navigator?
Diddy and J.Lo.

🛑 They get pulled over.
🚔 Police allegedly find a stolen gun.
👮‍♀️ Both arrested.
🗞️ Headlines go NUTS: “Pop Star J.Lo Caught Up in Rap Shooting!”

The streets asked the question then — and we’re still asking now:

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💥 DID J.LO HAVE THE STRAP?

📜 Official story? Diddy’s bodyguard took the heat.
👀 Shyne got hit with 10 years for letting shots fly.
💅 But J.Lo?
Charges dropped. Walked out like it was just a bad date.
No mugshot. No statement. Just silence… and a breakup from Puff days later.

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So we gotta ask:

Was J.Lo just in the wrong place at the wrong time?
Or did she know exactly what was in that purse? 👛💥

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🗳️ Sound off ⬇️
🅰️ “She had it tucked. Jenny from the block ain’t sweet.”
🅱️ “Nah, Puff was protecting her. He knew she was the meal ticket.”
🅾️ “Shyne did the bid. J.Lo did the Oscars. That says it all.”

05/08/2025

🧠 2Real Daily Trivia: Real World Politics Edition

Q: What country legally changed its name in 2019 after a decades-long dispute with Greece over historical and territorial claims tied to Alexander the Great?

📝 Don’t scroll past like you knew this one. Comment your answer and tag a fake history major.

04/08/2025

💿🚗 GET YO SHINE ON GAMES PRESENTS:
🔥 GRAND THEFT AUTO (PS1) 🔥
The only game where your criminal empire starts with a pager and a top-down car jankier than your grandma’s sewing machine.

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🎮 Before the strip clubs.
Before the celebrity voice acting.
Before GTA turned into a multi-billion dollar satirical crime simulator…
There was GTA 1 — for the PlayStation 1.

🧨 Top-down view.
🛞 Cars that turned like shopping carts.
📟 Missions delivered through a pager that beeped like a smoke alarm with trust issues.

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You were just a nameless dude doing crime.
No cutscenes. No backstory.
Just pick up the car, run over civilians, and try not to blow yourself up with your own Molotovs.

💥 The camera didn’t follow you — it watched you struggle.
The cops weren’t smart — they were persistent.
And the entire city was made of pixels that hated you.

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And let’s not forget:
🚦 If you killed too many people in a row?
The game dropped a “****ing psycho!” bonus and rewarded you.
Morals were not included.

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💬 Drop a 🚗 if you flipped your car 12 times on a straight road.
💣 Drop a 💀 if you died from your own gr***de trying to hit a taxi.
Comment your favorite city: Liberty City, San Andreas, or Vice City (even though they all looked like Chicago made of Legos).

04/08/2025

🔥🎮 Games Your 🫏 Had to Be Smart 🤓 To Beat
🧠 Episode 12: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES, 1988) 🧠

This wasn’t a game. This was psychological warfare.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde didn’t test your skills — it tested your patience, your sanity, and your will to live.

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🧪 You Play As:
Dr. Jekyll, walking to your wedding. That’s it. Just walking.
But EVERYONE in town — cats, kids, old men, opera singers, lightning bolts — wants you DEAD.

And when your stress bar fills up?
You transform into Mr. Hyde…
Only now you’re in a demon dimension where you fight monsters with punches that do nothing…
And if you accidentally pass where Jekyll is on the map?
YOU DIE. IMMEDIATELY. 💀

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🧠 Why You Had to Be Smart (Or Out Of Your Mind) To Beat It:
• Walking simulator… with instant death traps
• No clear goals, no direction, no mercy
• People throw bombs, dogs attack you, and priests try to exorcise your soul
• You fight BACKWARDS through hell as Hyde… but go too far? DEAD.
• You don’t beat the game by fighting. You beat it by surviving the dumbest walk of your life.

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🩺 The REAL Boss? The game itself.
Because nothing made sense.
You didn’t know if you were winning or losing — just that you were getting beat up by everyone in London for trying to get married.

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🔥 COMMENT TIME 🔥
Did you ever beat this game?
Or did you rage quit after getting hit by 3 bombs, a bird, and an opera note?

💬 Tag a friend who swore Mr. Hyde was “underrated”
🎮 Drop the next NES nightmare we should drag

Next up? X-Men (NES) — The Game That Looked Like a Glitch and Played Like a Dare

04/08/2025

🤠💥 Jared Allen Rips His Pants Mid-Sack Dance at the Hall of Fame — and Becomes a Legend Twice Over

Now THAT’S how you make an entrance.

At Saturday’s Pro Football Hall of Fame ceremony, former Vikings and Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen didn’t just walk away with a gold jacket — he left with a split seam and a viral moment. 😂

After receiving his induction honors, Allen hit the stage with his family and did what every football fan remembers him for: the calf-roping sack dance. But this time… his pants couldn’t handle the heat.

🎥 Right as he dropped into the signature move, the crowd gasped — and laughed — as Allen’s pants gave out like a defensive line collapsing under pressure. Yep. Ripped ‘em clean through. 💀

But in true cowboy fashion, Jared just laughed it off and kept ropin’. A hall of famer AND a showman? Put him on the Mount Rushmore of Memes immediately.

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🗣️ Jared Allen afterward:

“Hey, I might be old, but I still got moves. My pants just weren’t ready for all this greatness.”

Jared Allen’s pants didn’t make the Hall of Fame… but they definitely went out with a bang.
If that ain’t first-ballot material, I don’t know what is. 🤠💨

Drop a 💪 if you think this moment deserves its own plaque.