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Can’t wait to see Jeff SEXlein at Mountaineer Brewfest tonight. I’m going to ask him if he likes to party in the snow ❄️...
08/15/2026

Can’t wait to see Jeff SEXlein at Mountaineer Brewfest tonight. I’m going to ask him if he likes to party in the snow ❄️ ❄️ Jeff Oechslein - NEWS9

Woke up praying for this. Any local churches preaching on this tomorrow ? 🙏
08/15/2026

Woke up praying for this. Any local churches preaching on this tomorrow ? 🙏

When it was announced that Jingle Bar is coming to Benwood, i heard a rumor that gold vehicle Donnie was rubbing his ni*...
08/14/2026

When it was announced that Jingle Bar is coming to Benwood, i heard a rumor that gold vehicle Donnie was rubbing his ni***es in excitement. Just a rumor, someone should ask him about it.

08/13/2026

Sorry it’s been a moment. I’ve been dealing with some depression. So send some solicited pictures into my DMs. Men and women, don’t care.

The Italian Festival scamming people , no, that would NEVER happen.
07/24/2026

The Italian Festival scamming people , no, that would NEVER happen.

I’ll be attending the McMechen street fair tonight and tomorrow for those interested (especially you old rich white guys...
07/10/2026

I’ll be attending the McMechen street fair tonight and tomorrow for those interested (especially you old rich white guys) I’ll be the person with the ### Lemon 🍋 Shake (because I’m nasty like that! Find me in the bingo area and then dancing the night away. Get in line though, I promised Nancy she got dibs on a slow dance to “Don’t Take The Girl”

Of course , “C Word” blocked me before I could respond. His actual racist brain can’t comprehend that I’m an old white p...
07/10/2026

Of course , “C Word” blocked me before I could respond. His actual racist brain can’t comprehend that I’m an old white person 😂😂😂

Anyone else feel like the Party On The Plaza in Wheeling is strictly made for rich old white men so they can have an exc...
07/09/2026

Anyone else feel like the Party On The Plaza in Wheeling is strictly made for rich old white men so they can have an excuse to avoid attending their kids travel ball teams one weekend of the year?

Can we please normalize people putting “Have air conditioning “ in their dating profiles before I come over to hook up w...
07/02/2026

Can we please normalize people putting “Have air conditioning “ in their dating profiles before I come over to hook up with you. Daddy and Mommy need that AC

Martins Ferry or Quaker City ? Who puts on the better fireworks show? Vote in the comments. Winner goes on to the next r...
06/30/2026

Martins Ferry or Quaker City ? Who puts on the better fireworks show? Vote in the comments. Winner goes on to the next round. Full bracket will be put in the comments. Voting ends for this matchup at 9pm.

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