Uncle Spade's Words of Wisdom

12/29/2025

12/26/2025

I thought adult Christmases would have a LOT more surprise cars with giant bows on top! 🎁

12/24/2025

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from our family to yours! 🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁
**IKEA Santa courtesy of Grandma Spade**

12/22/2025

OMG! That's it... I have had enough!!!! I will never help anyone again... EVER!! Last night it was so cold out and my heart ran away with me once again.... I took a man and a woman into my home out of pity and the kindness of my heart. They were just sitting out front of someone's yard freezing to death...They couldn't even walk, I had to basically carry them inside. I felt so sorry for them, trembling with cold, out in the snow. What else could I do? But this morning, they had just vanished without a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering them. What's worse is when I realized they had pee'd all over the living room floor! Just one big puddle! Let me warn you, my friends and neighbors... Watch out for these people: They are white, heavy set, wearing nothing but scarves, old ratty hats with noses that looks like carrots, big black eyes and their arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring them in to your house! What a thankless huge mess they made!!