Lady Ruffdown

29/06/2025

The Ruffdown – Nineteenth Edition
Dated: Sunday, June 29th, 2025

Dearest Gentle Reader,

It has been some time since this Lady last lifted her quill. Perhaps you assumed I had taken ill, grown weary, or lost my appetite for gossip. Hardly. Sometimes, one must allow the pot to simmer—because nothing tastes better than scandal properly steeped.

And steep it has.

Let us begin with one of the Ruff’s most reliably entertaining heroines: Lady Brittany Alexander, who has once again managed to collect more stitches than a Regency quilt. What was she doing this time? Some say bartending, others say something more bartending adjacent—whatever it was, it certainly wasn’t advisable. Or graceful.

Then there is Lady Lorelei Cox and Lady Hess, who have disappeared behind a curtain of speculation. Neighbors are whispering about cantaloupe—yes, cantaloupe—and sightings of Lady Cox muttering to herself in the backyard. Is she speaking to the plants? To ghosts? Or simply rehearsing her next keynote speech? This Lady leaves it to you to decide.

Meanwhile, Duke Ethan has been wandering about looking like a man without his compass. Truly, he has seemed a touch lost without his ever-composed Lady Rebecca at his side. One hopes her return will end his tragic moping—he’s more entertaining when smug and triumphant.

As for Lady Koosje Smith, she has evidently followed her husband into hiding. After briefly surfacing in search of hibachi, she vanished again without so much as a farewell wave. One begins to wonder if she and Ray have simply built themselves a private bunker to avoid the Ruff entirely.

And now, to the reason your heads are all pounding this morning—

The Second Annual Rainbow Soirée

The grand affair returned in full force, and oh, how the tables have turned.

Lord Luke Matheny, historically unable to keep his trousers secured, not only kept them on but conducted himself with something bordering on dignity. He glided around the room, nodding graciously and greeting guests as if he hadn’t spent the last year plotting his return to the Duke’s title. Frankly, it was unsettling.

Instead, it was Lady Madonna who gave the crowd a scandal to savor, removing her top to swap with the ever-dapper Stephen Neil of the Synergy Twins. The room was so stunned that even the chandeliers seemed to blink.

Viscountess Elizabeth Marcellino Morgan not to be outdone, assumed the title of Shot Keeper from Lord Luke, ensuring everyone got a taste—literally—of the rainbow. Securing shots for the room By evening’s end, many of you were seeing triple, and none of you cared.

Lady Tiffany Burnett and Lady Brantley Burnett delivered a show-stopping rendition of Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You.” The fans fluttered. The crowd swooned. And for a brief moment, even the cynics felt something warm (though it may have been the tequila).

Lady and Lord Bull arrived dressed to impress—and to remind the Ruff that making an entrance is an art form they have mastered. You could spot them across the room, resplendent and entirely unapologetic.

And lastly, Lady Cox delivered what was surely the most heartfelt, perfectly tipsy keynote address of the decade. Her memories of Woodruff and her call for love and acceptance were beautiful—if a bit blurred by the generous pour she received just before taking the floor.

If you missed it, I pity you. If you were there, I trust you’re still recovering.

Until the next indiscretion comes to light—

Yours in sequins, scandal, and sharp observations,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me. And rest assured, you never shall)

07/06/2025

The Ruffdown – Eighteenth Edition
Dated: June 7th, 2025

Dearest Gentle Reader,

STOP THE PRESSES!!! We have big news! Lord Ray has emerged!!

The Ruff is still reeling from an event that many believed might never happen—Lord Ray has made an appearance. Yes, after years of mystery, absence, and basement-related speculation, Lady Koosje Smith’s elusive husband graced The Wine Gallery with his presence yesterday. Applause erupted. Wine was spilled. This Lady nearly dropped her opera glasses in disbelief. Gentle readers….he does indeed exist, not in photos or w**d whacking, but in the actual flesh

Meanwhile, Duke Ethan continues his domination of the Mahjong table, sweeping yet another game while keeping his crown—and his cool—securely in place. Is there anything the Duke can’t do?

Lady Helen of Hip Resale was reportedly “tiptoeing through the tulips” this week. Unfortunately, it seems the tulips fought back, and Lady Helen is now recovering from a brush with poison ivy. One must suffer for fashion—but perhaps not like this.

And now, the whispers grow louder…

The Rainbow Soirée
Saturday, June 28th at The Wine Gallery of Woodruff

The most vivid, vibrant, and villainous affair of the season is nearly upon us. Guest list chatter has begun:

Lady Karol and Lord Rick are expected to attend, likely arriving with their signature blend of charm, sarcasm, and just a hint of Midwestern mystery. This Lady still hasn’t quite cracked their code.

Duke Ethan and Lady Rebecca—always elegant, always composed—will be in attendance, presumably enjoying their temporary status as child-free and fabulous while their brood is scattered across the summer map.

Lady Reggie and Lord Dan (still very much not married, and still very much avoiding that question) have confirmed their presence as well. One hopes Dan avoids corners and Reggie avoids drama—but let’s not get our hopes up.

And of course, the Synergy Twins will once again take the stage. Their violins will sing, but whether the crowd behaves remains uncertain. Lady Lorelei Cox is rumored to be preparing another iconic speech—equal parts heartfelt and half-cut. One can only imagine what she’ll toast to this year.

The countdown begins. The fans are fluttering. The wine is chilling.

Prepare yourselves, Ruff. The Rainbow is coming.

Yours in lace and layered scandal,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me. And rest assured, you never shall.

06/06/2025

🌈 The Ruffdown – Eighteenth Edition
Dated: June 5th, 2025
“Rainbows, Ray, and a Dash of Political Madness”

Dearest Gentle Reader,

This Lady had planned a quiet week of iced tea and passive judgment—but alas, the Ruff refuses to stay quiet.

Let us begin where shock meets shrubbery:
Lord Ray has been seen.

Yes, the elusive husband of Lady Koosje Smith—long thought to be merely a charming photo in her phone—was spotted w**d whacking, of all things. Wasn’t he “too sick” to attend recent soirées? And yet here he is, landscaping like a man with something to prove. This Lady smells something… and it’s not just mulch.

Meanwhile, Lady Rachel Johnson Hovis and Lord Eric have taken their chaos off-site, popping up at local gatherings and allegedly enjoying themselves. Word is, Rachel’s laugh was heard across a parking lot, and Lord Eric may have initiated a drinking game that involved ginger beer, trivia, and mild public embarrassment.

Let’s just say this couple never disappoints—they merely relocate their dramatics.

And now… the main event approaches.

The Rainbow Soirée – Saturday, June 28th
The Wine Gallery of Woodruff
Theme: Rainbow Realness meets Woodruff Chic

As always, the guest list is forming like a glittery storm cloud—and this Lady has her quill on the pulse:

Lady Tiffany Burnett is expected to return, likely with strong opinions and even stronger eyebrows.

Lady Brantley Burnett, fresh off her last musical moment, has allegedly prepared an entrance. This Lady is praying for fog machines.

Lady Lorelei Cox is confirmed—and rumor has it, she’ll be joined by Lady Hess, making her first Rainbow appearance.

The Synergy Twins will once again take the stage, likely with bows in hand and drama in the wings.

And if history is any guide, Lady Cox will get tipsy and deliver a speech—part toast, part testimony, and entirely unforgettable.

The real question:
Who will be in tears in the back alley becauseuse they weren’t able to get in? This Lady has guesses—but she’s keeping them close (for now)

Now, let us turn to something equally scandalous: Politics.

Yes, the filing deadline looms in August, and suddenly everyone seems to be polishing their platforms and puffing their sleeves:

Will Lady Sharon allow Lord Brad to run again? This Lady doubts she’d risk the chaos unless she can keep him on a tight leash (and maybe a leash within a leash).

Lord Stephen has apparently taken an interest in municipal beautification—specifically, the state of our sidewalks. Dashing and civic-minded? We’ll allow it.

Lady Reggie, ever armed with biting wit and deliberate side-eyes, is rumored to be crafting a campaign of “order, elegance, and sass.”

And yes, Viscountess Elizabeth Marcellino Morgan may throw her name into the goblet—err, ring—especially as rumors swirl about annexation votes and a potential expansion of Woodruff’s reach.
The only thing more powerful than her tax return knowledge? Her ambition.

Until next time, gentle readers…

Shine your crown, chill your wine, and for the love of scandal—don’t let your husband near the w**d whacker unless you want this Lady writing about it.

Yours in rhinestones, rumors, and respectable inappropriateness,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me. And rest assured, you never shall.)

05/06/2025

The Ruffdown – Seventeenth Edition
Dated: June 4th, 2025

Dearest Gentle Reader,

The air across the Ruff hangs heavy with more than just humidity. It hums with suspense. Sequins have been ordered, bow ties are being fluffed, and fans? Already fluttering. For what, you ask? Why, for the most dazzling spectacle of the season:

🌈 The Rainbow Soirée 🌈
Saturday, June 28th at The Wine Gallery of Woodruff, SC

Long known as the Ruff’s most vibrantly chaotic affair, this soirée is where decorum goes to sip rosé and secrets come out louder than a certain bartender on her third espresso martini posting politics on Facebook 🤔.

Some notes already spilling out of the teacup:

Will Duke Ethan arrive in something louder than his title?

Lady Koosje Smith has hinted—again—that her Lord Ray may make an appearance. Though this Lady suspects it’ll be a printed headshot and another elaborate excuse.

Lord Luke Matheny, still reeling from the loss of his title, may try to outshine the rest—or at least out-drink them. Let us all pray his pants remain in place.

Diamond Malinda Kennedy is reportedly planning her return to the scene with rhinestones, red lipstick, and revenge. Make sure that crown is shined darling.

Viscountess Elizabeth Marcellino Morgan has been seen pacing dramatically, muttering about lighting, entrances, and “owning the night.” (At least thats what we think ahe was muttering)

One might ask: is this an evening of unity and joy? Or high drama in technicolor?

The answer, dear reader, is yes.

Save the Date: Saturday, June 28th
The Wine Gallery of Woodruff
Theme: Rainbow Realness meets Woodruff chic

Arrive prepared to be judged… but only for your fashion.

And know this—this Lady will be present, eyes open, pen ready, and wig fully secured.

Until then,

Yours in ink, intrigue, and impeccable taste,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me. And rest assured, you never shall.)

26/05/2025

The Ruffdown Report – Sixteenth Edition
May 26th, 2025
Dearest Gentle Reader,

Yes, it’s been a week since this Lady’s last report—and I do hope you’ve managed to fill your days with mild scandal and strong cocktails in my absence. But fear not, for Lady Ruffdown has returned—slightly sunburnt, highly caffeinated, and ready to recap what was easily the most star-spangled spectacle of the season:

Deb and Barry’s 3rd Annual Memorial Day Soirée.

Let’s dive right in, shall we?

Lady Helen—proprietress of that fabulous hip resale boutique on Main Street—was spotted just tipsy enough on wine, having wisely secured a designated driver. Let it be known: fashion and foresight is the new luxury.

A dance-off between Lady Deb and Lady Marie lit up the lawn—and by all accounts, it ended in a dramatic tie. No injuries, just pride. And perhaps a few sore hips. Rumor has it the real winner was the moonshine they were both fueled by.

Speaking of Lady Marie—she dazzled in a high ponytail and a patriotic ensemble that said “Fourth of July Barbie” in all the right ways.

Diamond Malinda Harkins Kennedy made a regal appearance—no sash, no crown, but still managed to sparkle like she owned the estate. Her consort, Lord Brian, proved that co****le is not only a game, but a Kennedy blood sport—defeating Lord Jim and Lord Eric with trademark confidence and a possibly rigged beanbag.

Lady Koosje Smith, once again unaccompanied by the elusive Lord Ray, came armed with a photograph of said man—shown to every attendee like a Victorian proof of life. He is, apparently, alive, not in a basement, and merely recovering. Color this Lady half-convinced.

Lady Reggie and her still-not-husband Lord Dan arrived with young Lord Luke Matheny—the trio huddled in a corner, whispering and sipping. They left early citing “prior engagements.” This Lady suspects snobbery and schemes were the real reason. However, applause to Lord Luke—he kept his trousers on and refrained from public toasts. Growth.

A rare sighting of Lady Rachel Johnson Hovis and Lord Eric Hovis outside their natural Wine Gallery habitat had tongues wagging. They arrived fashionably late, of course, bringing with them an armful of shots and enough energy to shift the entire vibe upward. Bravo.

The Viscountess Elizabeth Marcellino Morgan appeared—reserved, regal, and slightly suspicious. Her husband, Lord Benny, earned much praise for allegedly cooking all the hash himself. He was reportedly up since midnight. Dedication, or culinary sleepwalking? You decide.

And finally, a buzz-worthy moment: Lord Larry, one of the Ruff’s most eligible bachelors, graced the gathering with his presence. Quiet, polished, and as enigmatic as ever, he remained just distant enough to make us all wonder what (or who) he’s plotting next.

All in all, Deb and Barry once again delivered a Memorial Day Soirée worthy of legend. From the food to the sing-along with the incomparable Greg Grimaldo, it was a day of laughter, wine, moonshine, and just enough scandal to keep the Ruff talking well into June.

If you were there—congratulations.
If you weren’t—well… better luck next year. Raise your profile, sharpen your RSVP skills, and start politicking now.

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Next on the calendar:
The Rainbow Soirée
June 28th, 2025 | The Wine Gallery
Always controversial. Always packed. Always unforgettable.
This Lady will be watching—and reporting every glittery, glorious moment.

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Yours in moonshine, mystery men, and mid-dance floor diplomacy,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me—and rest assured, you never shall.)

20/05/2025

The Ruffdown Report – Fifteenth Edition
May 20th, 2025
Dearest Gentle Reader,

Just when you think the social calendar might settle, the Ruff whirls into motion again—with whispers, sightings, and questionable renovation choices.

Let us begin with the reappearance of the oft-discussed and rarely-seen duo: Lady Reggie and her not-quite-husband, Lord Dan. After a conspicuous absence, the pair has resurfaced—rumored to have returned from a super secret event in Colorado. What event? What cause? What on earth were they doing so far from the Ruff? This Lady is listening… and watching.

Meanwhile, Lady Lorelei Cox and Lady Leah Hess made a noble return from Virginia, where they observed Decoration Day at their family cemetery. Word has it Lady Leah paid especially close attention to her father’s legacy—this Lady sends a respectful nod and a quiet fan-flutter in their direction.

Lord Luke Matheny and Lord Stephen Neil, ever the charming duo, have reportedly begun remodeling their homestead. While admirable, sources close to the situation say their insulation is currently facing the wrong direction. Aesthetic flair? Symbolic gesture? Or simply a duo in dire need of a contractor? One might suggest consulting professionals before the walls come down—literally.

Lady Koosje Smith remains mysteriously quiet following her cryptic “I have an idea” declaration. Is she plotting a photo shoot? A poetry reading? A dramatic reintroduction of Lord Ray to Society? This Lady suspects something is coming—but is keeping her glitter cannon close, just in case.

As for Lord Rick and Lady Karol (with a K)—they’ve been spotted making their usual rounds. Rick, ever jovial with his booming laugh, and Karol, wielding that razor-sharp wit like a fencing foil. They continue to entertain both the Ruff and guests from their previous homestead. No clear scandal… yet. But as we know, where there’s charm and chatter—there’s usually something brewing.

Upcoming Society Happenings in the Ruff:

Thursday, May 23rd
The Farmers Market at Bridgeway Station – The produce may be organic, but the gossip won’t be.
Tavola Thursday – I have it on good authority that a few notable names will be holding court there. Don’t be surprised if tables are pushed together and secrets are spilled with the spritzers.

Save the Date: June 28th, 2025
The Rainbow Ball at The Wine Gallery
The Ruff’s most controversial—and most attended—event of the season. With a guest list still forming and reputations already trembling, this year’s Ball promises to be an evening of drama, declarations, and perhaps a little dancing.

Until then, dear readers, this Lady suggests you stay hydrated, stay alert, and check your insulation.

Yours in drama, drywall, and delightfully delayed scandals,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me—and rest assured, you never shall.)

19/05/2025

The Ruffdown Report – Fourteenth Edition
May 19th, 2025
Dearest Gentle Reader,

This Lady has returned from her brief reprieve—refreshed, refocused, and ready to dish every morsel of mischief you missed over the weekend. And oh, what a weekend it was…

Let us begin with a voice that silenced a room—Kailey Watson. The show? Incredible. The voice? Heavenly. And the audience? Spellbound.

So powerful, in fact, that Lady Elizabeth Marcellino Morgan, our ever-vocal Viscountess, was spotted with her mouth closed for nearly the entire performance. That alone is a feat worthy of an award. Any artist who can hush the house accountant of the town gossip economy is truly a generational talent.

Lady Lorelei Cox was also spotted out and about, popping up in not one, not two, but multiple locations this weekend. And don’t worry, my darling readers—we’ll be circling back to the curious case of Vickery Station very soon. I have my spies, my sources, and my suspicions.

Lady Rachel Johnson Hovis took a well-earned breather from her beloved Wine Gallery and joined forces with Lady Rebecca Rosalez for a night at Tap 3. Who knew? Even duchesses need dive bar therapy.

Meanwhile, Lord Luke Matheny was busy collecting attention like it’s a party favor. Seen just outside The Ruff, he was spotted in the company of none other than Lady Brantley Burnett and Lady Tiffany Burnett, both of whom took to the stage like scandal-born stars.

Lady Brantley gave us Aretha Franklin’s “You Make Me Feel”—and let me tell you, she made us feel everything. Lady Tiffany followed with “Faithfully” by Journey, and, faithful or not, this Lady believes she has a second career in karaoke royalty.

And then came Sunday.

Brunch at Connor Flynn’s was less eggs and toast, more diamonds and diplomacy.

Now, let’s address the elephant in the dining room: Connor Flynn’s has long struggled with certain… consistencies. Cold food. Missing items. Orders that seem to wander the kitchen like lost children. And yet—miraculously—this weekend, brunch was actually done well.

The plates were warm, the service attentive, and the chaos mostly contained. One might wonder: new management, divine intervention, or a kitchen finally threatened with exile?

Either way, this Lady took note—and will be watching to see if this standard remains, or if it was simply a one-time flirtation with competence.

Lady Malinda Harkins Kennedy—yes, the Diamond herself—made her first public appearance since receiving the crown, alongside the ever-refined Lady Marie Hall Babb. A first mention in this report, but by no means new to this Lady’s radar. She’s been quietly observed, and now officially on record. Keep your fans close, Lady Marie…

At another table, Duke Ethan Rosalez and Lady Rebecca were seen sharing a spread with… Lord Luke.

Now tell me—is Lord Luke extending an olive branch, or plotting his next coronation campaign over croissants? This Lady remains unconvinced.but at the very least Lord Luke has his trousers, Lord Ethan had less hair, and everyone seemed to be getting along.

And before I forget—a belated birthday shoutout to the fabulous Lady Madonna, who celebrated yesterday while this Lady was (admittedly) recovering with cucumbers on her eyelids.

And now, to Vickery Station…

The ladies of Vickery reportedly gather once a week for an all-day game day—but what’s caught this Lady’s eye is the addition of an outsider: Lady Karol Young. Yes, that Lady Karol formerly of Illinois and now homesteading in the Ruff. This lady still has her ears perked up to determine the real reason one fled.

But I digress, back to Vickery Stations all day game-day. How Lord Rick, Lady Cox, Lord Mike, and Lord Chuck allow such unchaperoned frolicking is beyond reason—and frankly, beyond belief.

Rumors of loud laughter, clinking glasses, and whispered alliances have reached this Lady’s ears. But of course… mum’s the word. (For now.)

Until tomorrow dear gentle readers.

Yours in karaoke, kitchen table kingdoms, and questionable alliances,

Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me—and rest assured, you never shall.

18/05/2025

Dearest Gentle Reader,

This Lady has taken a much-needed reprieve for the day. The whirlwind of soirées, missing husbands, competitive Mahjong, brunch scandals, and suspected title usurpers has left me both speechless and utterly exhausted—a rare state, indeed.

But fret not. My quill rests only temporarily. The teacup will refill. And come tomorrow, your Monday morning shall arrive with enough gossip and shade to make even the sun second guess itself.

Until then, hydrate, hush… and keep those secrets simmering.

Till tomorrow, gentle readers,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me—and rest assured, you never shall.)

17/05/2025

The Ruffdown Report – Thirteenth Edition
May 17th, 2025
Dearest Gentle Reader,

The tiles have settled, the wine has been poured, and the whispers from Mahjong Night are still echoing through the streets of Woodruff like the ghost of scandals past.

Let us begin with a familiar tale:
Lady Kathy Reyna, valiant as ever, found herself once again bested by none other than Duke Ethan. Whether it’s politics, games, or simply presence, it seems the Duke has a habit of winning—graciously, of course. This Lady wonders how long Lady Kathy will keep returning to the ring. (And secretly hopes it’s forever.)

Noticeably absent from the tension-filled table were Lady Leah and Lady Reggie. Theories abound. Illness? Exhaustion? Or perhaps they’ve joined forces in a secret Mahjong training camp. Either way, their silence speaks volumes—and this Lady is listening.

Meanwhile, Lady Elizabeth Marcellino Morgan continues her quest to claim the title of Lady Ruffdown herself. Bold. Brazen. Entirely unconvincing. A true Lady Ruffdown would never out herself—at least not before the final scandal of the season. Keep guessing, Viscountess… it’s cute.

And let us not ignore the rising concern surrounding Lady Koosje Smith. After revealing her mysterious husband is not in the basement (because, well, she doesn’t have one), she now declares she “has an idea.” This Lady, and all of Woodruff, collectively tensed. When Lady Koosje has an idea, things tend to end with a camera, a costume change, and at least one person rethinking their life choices.

And now, a word to Vickery Station - Neighbors Social Page.
This Lady sees you.
There’s a scent of fresh construction and fresher gossip drifting from your cul-de-sacs. Rumors swirl like paint samples, and eyes behind shutters are far too wide. This Lady has her quill sharpened and will be spilling the Vickery Station tea… very soon.

Upcoming Events for the Discerning and the Drama-Prone:

TONIGHT | 5:30 PM – The Wine Gallery
Meet & Greet with Kailey Watson
Come meet our local rising star before she sings her way into the history books—or at least next year’s brunch circuit.

TONIGHT | 7:00 PM – Tap Three
Live Performance by Kailey Watson
Original music, undeniable talent, and just enough edge to keep everyone awake past cocktail hour.

TOMORROW | May 18th at 11:00 AM – Connor Flynn’s
Sunday Brunch Soirée
Will Lord Luke behave? Will Lady Becky outshine her eggs? Will Lady Malinda manage to brunch outside of a Waffle House? One never knows.

Until then, dear reader…
Never trust an “idea” without backup.
Never trust an empty brunch chair.
And for heaven’s sake—never trust Vickery Station’s silence.

Yours in biscuits, bluffing, and builder-grade mystery,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me—and rest assured, you never shall.)

16/05/2025

The Ruffdown Report – Twelfth Edition
May 16th, 2025
Dearest Gentle Reader,

Tonight, the air thickens—not with perfume or powdered wigs, but with tension, rivalry, and whispered wagers. Yes, it’s that most sacred of blood sports in Woodruff Society:

Mahjong Night.

The tiles will clack, the fans will flutter, and the shade will be cast faster than a triple chow. This Lady recommends arriving with wine in hand and a well-rehearsed poker face.

Elsewhere in the (Wood)RUFF…

Lord Luke and Lord Stephen have been making the rounds, charming select members of Society and—according to one slightly tipsy source—Lord Luke is already campaigning for next year’s Duke. Bold. Audacious. Entirely on brand for a man who believes eye contact is a political strategy, and for someone who only recently recovered his trousers. One must admire the optimism.

Lord Dan and Lady Regina have been mysteriously absent all week. Some whisper illness. Others point fingers—at me. Is Lady Regina actually Lady Ruffdown? Is she locked in her drawing room, writing by candlelight with a feathered pen and a grudge? This Lady won’t say… but perhaps you should watch her a little closer.

Speaking of being locked up…
The mystery of Lady Koosje’s husband continues. Investigative gossip confirms there is no basement in her home, dashing theories of secret imprisonment. Could he be in the attic? A storage shed? A long-standing witness protection program? Wherever he is, the town remains intrigued—and this Lady remains skeptical.

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Your Upcoming Society Calendar:

Saturday, May 17th
5:30 PM – Meet & Greet with Kailey Watson at The Wine Gallery. She’s 15, fabulous, and frighteningly talented. Snap a photo and say you knew her before the Grammys.

7:00 PM – Live Performance at Tap Three
Kailey Watson takes the stage with her original music. Arrive early, stay late, and prepare to be impressed.

Sunday, May 18th – 11:00 AM at Connor Flynn’s
The Brunch Soirée returns
Eggs, elegance, and espresso martinis. Will the no-shows from the Bridgerton Ball redeem themselves? Will Duke Ethan and Lady Rebecca toast their anniversary without children underfoot? And will Diamond Malinda Kennedy behave at a brunch not hosted by Waffle House? This Lady plans to be there to see it all!

Until then, dear readers, remember:

In Mahjong, never trust a friend holding a concealed joker.

In politics, never trust a campaign without champagne.

And in love? Never trust a man who hasn’t been spotted in public since 2017.

So iron your linens, practice your polite laugh, and keep your secrets close—brunch is coming.

Yours in gossip, mahjong, and mimosas,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me—and rest assured, you never shall.)

15/05/2025

Oh dear! We must wait for another year for the debut of our favored Bridgerton series. Not to be worried dear gentle readers, Lady Ruffdown will fill this gap with Woodruff town gossip and society news until then.

Dear readers, there is certainly much to celebrate, indeed...

📺 Bridgerton

15/05/2025

The Ruffdown Report – Eleventh Edition
May 15th, 2025
Dearest Gentle Reader,

Scandal, shade, and strategic sipping—Society never rests, and neither does this Lady’s quill.

Let us begin (where else?) with the ever-watchable Lady Elizabeth Marcellino Morgan, our beloved self-appointed Viscountess of Woodruff. Previously, this Lady reported she was seeking a new estate for her ever-expanding tax empire. However, sources now suggest the deal has fallen through. Why, you ask? Could it be the looming shadow of HOA guidelines? The horror of zero-lot lines? Or perhaps the mere thought of “community rules” sent the Viscountess right back to her ledger in retreat. Whatever the reason, this Lady raises a brow—and a glass.

In happier news, Duke Ethan and Lady Rebecca mark a milestone this week: 18 years since their first date. Not their wedding, mind you—their first date. Sentimental? Certainly. On brand for the Duke? Entirely.

And where did this intel originate? A very reliable source, who also informed this Lady that Lord Luke Matheny was present for the quiet celebration. While one could argue the hatchet has been buried, this Lady has her doubts. Luke may have toasted the Duke… but likely only because the glass was full.

Elsewhere in Society, it seems Lady Leah has rejoined the working class. She now drives chariots from location to location in service of the people. We wish her the best—though one can’t help but imagine the tiara stays on during the commute. It’s just… fitting.

Meanwhile, Mahjong Night returns tomorrow night. That sacred, scandalous shuffle of tiles and tension. With Jo Bull returning from a brief hiatus and Duke Ethan sure to beat Lady Kathy Reyna, the wine will flow, the secrets will slip, and yes—this Lady will be watching.

Upcoming Society Events You Mustn’t Miss:

Saturday, May 17th at 5:30 PM – The Wine Gallery
Meet rising star Kailey Watson before she takes the stage. Snap a photo. Say you knew her when.

Saturday, May 17th at 7:00 PM – Tap Three
Catch Kailey Watson’ live performance of original music. She’s 15, fearless, and possibly the future of every playlist in town.

Sunday, May 18th at 11:00 AM – Connor Flynn’s
Brunch. Gossip. Mimosas. Redemption. The guest list is growing—and this Lady expects some of our more elusive Society figures to finally show their powdered faces.

Until then, dear reader—be graceful, be glamorous… and above all, be nosy.

Yours in gossip, gridlines, and gracefully declined real estate,
Lady Ruffdown
(You do not know me—and rest assured, you never shall.)