Burn the Instructions: Two Non-Experts Dismantle the Universe

22/03/2022

"Don't Hold Your Breath: The Perils of Magical Thinking." In which Kelly and I discuss toxic relationships and expose those "love at first sight" and "meant to be" 🙄platitudes for the crock of 💩 they are. Get it on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or follow the link below.

Colleen and Kelly talk how magical thinking has affected their lives.

16/03/2022

New Episode! Let's talk fairy tales and what they meant to us as children and how they informed our adult lives. (And not always in a good way... 🧚‍♀️...)

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Kelly and Colleen discuss how fairy tales impacted their childhoods and informed their life choices.

13/12/2021

New episode about recieving signs from our loved ones in the afterlife! https://anchor.fm/burntheinstructions/episodes/Everyones-Right-or-Signs-of-the-Afterlife-e19imd8

Colleen and Kelly discuss dying, the afterlife, grief, Batman's skin, and JoBeth Williams' moving performance in "Poltergeist."

28/10/2020

Seances, tarot, and ghosts. Colleen and Kelly discuss their mutual fascination with the supernatural, paranormal, and mystical.

22/10/2020

New episode! In which we discuss wholly inappropriate costumes we've had over the years... whew, not good choices.

Colleen and Kelly discuss memorable costumes they've worn and how Halloween costumes have evolved over time.

12/10/2020

Have you listened to our latest? Colleen and Kelly still trying to navigate the distance and virus. We’re planning our Halloween episode now!

https://anchor.fm/burntheinstructions/episodes/Episode-9-Time-in-a-Pencil-Box-ek1874

Colleen and Kelly welcome listeners back to school with stories of their own early days in the hallowed halls of learning. Or at least trying to learn.

09/08/2020

Hey friends. Colleen and I are planning our next episode and hope to launch it this week. Life just gets in the way! Stay tuned for tales about travel, a great substitute for actually traveling.

07/07/2020

Have you ever had a crush so all-consuming that it kept you up at night? We have. The results were not pretty.

Colleen and Kelly discuss painful crushes, romantic obsessions, and the unyielding pursuit of impossible love.

04/07/2020

We're back!

Episode 7: Limerence.

In which Colleen and Kelly discuss painful crushes, romantic obsessions, and the unyielding pursuit of impossible love.

Colleen and Kelly discuss painful crushes, romantic obsessions, and the unyielding pursuit of impossible love.

09/06/2020

How come you haven't listened to our hilarious 6th episode of Burn The Instructions? Are you allergic to laughing? We will regale you with tales of two side hustles! You'll learn all about that time I worked for Kenny G and Styx! What's your most interesting side hustle? Leave a comment!

https://anchor.fm/burntheinstructions/episodes/Episode-6-Side-Hustle-ef3uh9

24/05/2020

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18/05/2020

We are now on Spotify! 20-minute episodes to make you laugh and think!

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Listen to Burn the Instructions on Spotify. Following directions has never come easy to these two Midwest friends and writers. But embracing the unexpected is often the best part of the journey. Join Kelly and Colleen as they share comical stories, think out loud, and occasionally call on experts to...

17/05/2020

Our 4th episode is up! Tune in to hear Kelly and Colleen share therapy horror stories and attempt to define "bad therapy."

Colleen and Kelly attempt to define "bad therapy" while sharing their most memorable (and not in a good way) therapy experiences.

13/05/2020

13/05/2020