03/03/2017
THIMUN
For a week at the end of January and the beginning of February,
the TIS MUN team went to The Hague in the Netherlands. As
one of the members of this team I can only describe the trip as interesting. And not always in a good way, sometimes in a way that makes you deeply uncomfortable. Before I elaborate, I would like to thank our supervisors, Mr. Ross, Ms. Staggers, and Mr. Mortelette, for surviving the whole endeavor. They are in no way at fault, and were just as alarmed as us, by some of the events of the trip. I would love to say that we got through the airport smoothly, and all was well, but that is simply not true. We all arrived at the Tashkent Airport at 1:30 in the morning, and were greeted by a large mass of angry Uzbeks. Mr. Ross had gone to The Hague a day ago with our chairs, Kate and Vincent, leaving Ms. Staggers and Mr. Mortelette to fend off a group of tipsy admirers who were deeply fascinated by William’s hair. As Will fended them off with an umbrella, Sid and I made a run for it through the security line, leaving the weak behind. From the other side of the barricade
we watched in horror as a suitcase crowd surfed the mass of people, and the distinctive sounds of a fist fight broke out. We began to make our peace with the loss of our team mates. BUT THEN, low and behold, Rizo broke from the crowd, running like a scene from a war movie, yells in the background, closely followed by an umbrella wielding William and various other terrified TIS students. At this point, an hour had passed. We thundered up the escalator, losing Songe twice in the process, before finally piling
into an already packed airport. We were in the passport line for an hour and a half, making it into the terminal just as our plane started boarding. At this point, we should have relaxed into our seats and enjoyed the flight, but alas! The world was against us. Somehow we were all seated in a middle seat between two unknown, and usually rather large and sweaty, strangers. After 4 hours of flying, punctuated only by a gourmet meal from Aeroflot (Russia’s
best airline), we arrived in the Moscow airport, all in need of a
bathroom that was not saturated by urine and god knows what else. While gorging ourselves on Burger King, a large, drunk Norwegian man approached us, not doubt attracted by David’s Scandinavian flair. For some odd reason, he wished to film us. We did not wish to be filmed. He was chased away by Ms. Staggers, and began to play his ukulele and harmonica to cheer himself up. He was actually quite good, despite the slurred language. Finally, we boarded our flight to Amsterdam, and amazingly, we left the airport with all children and luggage intact.
This brings me to the actual conference. We were all spread about amongst another 3,000 students in different committees to start a day of lobbying, or as certain TIS students called it, “everyone sucking up.” We found our allies. We found our enemies. We did not find the delegate of North Korea; she left for the toilet and did not return. We quickly realized that there were three types of students at THIMUN. Those who were there to go to “Club 7” and send each other nefarious notes, those who were totally invested in MUN but were quite rude and pompous, and those who cared about MUN but were not there just to revel in the sound of their own voice (we liked these people). At the end of the day we all got together and talked about what we’d been through, and Mr. Mortelette read things that he had been horrified to see on our Telegram group (we had not been aware he was a member of). Each evening we ate inappropriate amounts of food and invaded Subin and Choong’s room, much to Choong’s dismay. Throughout the week we wrecked resolutions, passed some, and burned many bridges. Speaking in front of 160 people was difficult, and getting called on to do so was even harder, but we persisted. Even ex-TIS members were there. We saw Abhu. His jacket was in the wrong buttons and his shirt was un-tucked. We saw Gareth. He was just Gareth but taller. We saw TIS graduates who had supposedly gone through major fashion changes; however they all looked the same to me. It was an enlightening trip.