22/08/2024
HOW TO SURVIVE IN RIVERS STATE!!
1. Have money 💰
2. Know people that have money and connection for business
Expansion and intimidation from agborolization sake 🤝
3. Know the differences between Rumuomasi/ Rumuosi/ Rumuoghasi eneka/eneka road, rumuodara/rumuowara/ Lagos/Lagos street, Elumgbu/Egbelu 🚗
4. Don't fall in love
5.Just know that Woji and Woji phase 2 are different & never ever use Google map to Trek a 5min distance on your phone. Body go tell you🚶
6. Avoid woji girls. Very important
7. Obi wali road/ Obi wali conference Hall / Eze wali event centre make sure you know the difference
8. Meanwhile if you don't know the difference btw Aba road and Old Aba road, Elekahia and Alakahia your name na OYO, survival go dey far far away from you
9. Each direction you are going to have a sign language that the cab drivers understands perfectly eg Okoro☝ Okporo 🙏 etc. No worry no be person go teach you
10.And not everybody that says they're based in Port Hacourt actually stay in Port Harcourt..Some na obibo, Etche,,Omagwa they're all in Rivers state not Port Harcourt And also coming from Rivers state once you pass Emouha you are in imo state.
11. Never head to Ahoda/Elele at 6pm, you will sleep for road
12. Agip road and Agip know the difference
13. Anybody that tells you he/she is living at Eliozu extension just know that is eligbolo.
14. Choba, Nzogba and Ngwoba are three different places.
15. Eneka has beautiful houses and estates like Paradise Estate, Pearl Gardens Estate, unity Estate, Golden Estate, Shell Cooperative don't think it is only ghetto
16. If you are any area where you see too much boys gathering
And you hear aro my brother run 🏃♀️
17. You can not eat Bole and Fish in Rivers state and expect desame taste of bole in another state No way! You will come back because of bole and Fish.
18. Lastly Take number 4 & 6 seriously.
Portharcourt City
