Just A Guy And A Cellphone

22/02/2022

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!1

I'VE DECIDED THAT IF DOESN'T PULL JOE ROGAN OFF ITS PLATFORM THAN I'M PULLING MY PODCAST OFF SPOTIFY FOR GOOD!!!

YOU HEAR ME SPOTIFY?? I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME!!! ITS EITHER HIM OR ME!!!! AND I'LL TAKE ALL MY TRILLIONS OF LISTENERS WITH ME!!!

02/09/2021

P**s

27/04/2021

Ca****oe Harris is such a pretty woman on the outside. Too bad she's so FU**ED in the head. And for THAT reason I will not take her

11/03/2021

Like this status if you'd rather be on unemployment right now

11/03/2021

CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE THERE'S A NEW EPISODE OUT TONIGHT!@!!!!!! PROBABLY!!!!!!!!
CLEAR YOUR ENTIRE DAY JUST IN CASE

10/03/2021

THESE WH**ES

06/03/2021

Raise your hand and like this status if you agree that abortion should be mandatory!!!

06/03/2021

GO WITH GOD!!!!!! AND STUFF

05/03/2021

F**k sorry. Thought I was texting my pastor there

05/03/2021

The secret to life is one thing
Making and having a lot of money!!!!!!!
Money is the most important thing in life!!!! Everything else falls into place AFTER YOU GET YOUR MONEY!!!!

27/02/2021

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Q1N0ssvOPYtsLEzomUIst?si=pqskBffuT56l6JHJiRFunA&utm_source=copy-link

Listen to this episode from One Dude And A Cell Phone on Spotify. You guys...shut up I'm a very busy fella. This is everyone else's fault but mine. Make no mistake you guys are to blame

03/02/2021

Life is short... go home and hug your material possessions a little longer tonight

31/12/2020

HAPPY NEW YEAR OR WHATEVER!!

27/11/2020

Take what you want and leave the weak behind

Stream of consciousness ramblings of a God among men trying to remind you how truly fu**ed you all are if you're going to be weak

27/11/2020

She won't know her babies gender until he's 18 years old and tells her

There's not much here. This ones just filler to stay relevant

24/11/2020

Well today is Sh*tfaced Monday

15/11/2020

Happy Sh*tfaced Sunday!!!!

14/11/2020

Hope y'all are enjoying Sh*tfaced Friday!!