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The Malcolm Soaries Channel writer. creator. 90s kid. pop culture | fashion | beauty
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Ok. This is fabulous.
26/12/2025

Ok. This is fabulous.

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This A.W.A.K.E. MODE snood top w/ attached gloves has my name on it somewhere—specifically, on the marked town price tag...
26/12/2025

This A.W.A.K.E. MODE snood top w/ attached gloves has my name on it somewhere—specifically, on the marked town price tag.

Meet the board of directors in my head.
24/12/2025

Meet the board of directors in my head.

24/12/2025

Nicki Minaj saying “there’s nothing wrong with being a boy”—as if anyone has ever said otherwise—is what annoys, infuriates, and even confuses so many of her fans. So let me say this:

There’s also nothing wrong with being a q***r or transgender boy. There’s nothing wrong with being a q***r or transgender girl. Kids will be kids.

PS - This is not about surgery on minors because that isn’t even happening at an alarming rate for all of this. It’s blatant transphobia—and it reaks.

24/12/2025

Politics isn’t a commonly addressed topic on my platforms. Because what do I know? If it were up to me, our country wouldn’t be led by a fascist, racist, narcissistic transphobe—it would be led by Xena, the warrior princess.

21/12/2025

It’s the nasty stank face on Beyoncé when she hit that milly rock for ME!

It’s already back!
20/12/2025

It’s already back!

With the growing appetite for louder looks in 2026, makeup from the 1980s seems to be coming back into the zeitgeist.

Photo: Courtesy of Launchmetrics

Like, I feel like this Acne Studios bag should be mine, to have and to hold?
16/12/2025

Like, I feel like this Acne Studios bag should be mine, to have and to hold?

14/12/2025

One thing’s for sure: when my eyebrows are done, you really can’t tell me anything.

14/12/2025

Me trying on old outfits in my closet so I don’t have to buy something new for a holiday party:

14/12/2025

Whenever I do my makeup after not wearing any for a little while:

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