06/09/2025
Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana claiming that eating Walmart shrimp could turn you into a creature like in the Alien movies.
The problem isnt that we have an idiot out there saying this stuff. Hell, the problem isnt even that he is a long time US Senator--though that is a huge issue. No, the problem is there are people out there who believe the bullshlt he is saying.
Let's explain the shrimp issue.
First 90%+ of all the shrimp sold in the USA is imported. Thanks to Trump's illegal tariffs--shrimp prices are going to explode. Kennedy's insane scare tactics are likely his attempt to calm those people who like shrimp, but will soon be unable to afford to eat them.
Next. Cesium-137. Turns out it is occurring in many foods: Moo Cow Milk, Pistachios, Brazil Nuts (note--in Brazil they don't call them 'Brazil Nuts', they just call them 'Nuts'), etc.
For shrimp, Cesium-137 is used to irradiate for food safety and to extend shelf life. Cesium can also contaminate shrimp by them being exposed to contaminated water and food, being around metals with Cesium-137, etc.
It appears that radioactive metal in an Indonesian shrimp plant is the culprit. It appears that one shipment made it through to Walmart and Kroger stores. Warnings have been issued, shrimp recalled.
Cesium stays in the human body for roughly 70 days. Exposure to too much cesium can result in acute radiation syndrome. Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, bleeding, coma, death. Increased risk of cancer
The amount of Cesium-137 in the recalled shrimp was 68bq/kg. That's far below the FDA intervention level of 1200bq/kg. No acute health hazard was posed. The recall was to reduce long term repeated exposure to low dose radiation that could increase cancer risk.
Does that worry you? It shouldn't. If you are a cell phone user in the USA, the GPS in that phone you are obsessed with produces more cesium than what was in those shrimp.
Also--it is impossible for consumption of those or any other shrimp loaded with any amount of radiation to turn you into a space monster with acid for blood that incubates in unsuspecting humans chest cavities.