Prisdo manñy

06/08/2024

That English word You do not agree with the spelling, but you accept it for the sake of Peace

06/08/2024

06/08/2024

☑️ LAUGH WITH ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. When you meet a girl that truly loves you then you will know girls always have airtime...😇😂😂 Favour I won’t cast you out oo because I too love you 😘🤭

2. Small quärrel you want to break up,😒
In which relationship?🤷
The one I sufferëd to toast you?🙄
Did you know how many släps wey I chop before you accept?🥹🥲
Favour, look at me..... We dïe here together 😏🤭😂😂😂

3. I know being singlë is a ‘pandemic’ but imagine being in a relationshïp where you’re told “Please don’t tell anyone we are datïng”🥲😩 Favour abeg this your own no do at all 😂😂😂

4. Dear singlë ladies, I want to tell you the bïtter truth. . .🙄

That your 300 likes Reactions and above always chase potential future husband away 😒🤭😂😂😂

5. 👮SARS cärry Emeka my guy...when dem open his gallery, na ËNDSARS screenshots full am 😳
Get well Soon bro😭🙆😂😂

6. I tried kissïng her during argument🤦
If you see the släp eeh😭

Favour na, I just want to practice what I watched in Korean movie ni oo🥹🥲🤭😂😂

7. You can kïss a boy so deep for 10mins and surely you both must exchange saliva....😒

But if your blöod brother remains pure water for you. You’ll open another edge before drinking...🙄Where did I even keep that my thundër 😂😂😂

8. Having educated parent is a problëm sef🙄
You can’t even ask them möney for NYSC textbook. 🥲🤭😂😂

9. Na person wey get möney don dey wish ‘Happy Birthday’ by 12am.😒

The Brokë ones na “sorry it’s coming läte” 🤭😂😂

10. With the way I’m broke ehn😒 it’s like I should return my ATM and collect my 1k back 🙄🥲🤭😂😂

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06/08/2024

Nigerian mum when you ask for your birth certificate 😂😂😂😂

PrisPrisdo manñyñPrisdo manñy

06/08/2024

🤣🤣😋
1). The sweetest moment is when you Copy from your friend in a Text or Exam and when the Results come out and the Teacher mention your name among the Highest in class....See swāg 😎😎

2). I have never seen an Ambulançe in a Filling Station 🤔....or are they driving on Bløød 🤣🤣

3). My Brother go and Hūstle hãrd,Get paid and buy Beans and Egg,😋eat and Mēss in the Bus so that Everyone will Smell your Success 🤣🤣🤣🤣

4). If you slāp me, Pūsh me, or Bëat me I will forgive you😎😎 ..... But if you Jūmp me while Sharing Rice in a Wedding or Party..🤯 ....We Dīe There ooo🔥 Because I hātē Nøñsense 🤨🤣🤣

5). Iyke and His Teacher....😂😂
Teacher; Iyke can you tell me the meaning of the word Periød?
Iyke; Sir I don't know ooo,but I know it's a Bãd thing.
Teacher; Surprised...Iyke why did you say that?
Iyke; Because last week my Sister told my Father that she mïssed her Periød and my Father Faīnted 🥴🥴😂😂😂😂

6). Bathing Showers are made for Tall people,,🤨🤨 Shōt people should go and Use Tap 🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....Yeeee who stone me😁😁

7). As for those you that cover your Book during Text or Exam in secondary School..😤😤.I hope you are now working in The National House of Assembly 🤨😂😂

8). Welcome to Nigeria where..If NEPA bring light without seizīng it for more than 8 hours...We will go and Report at the NEPA office..that the Transformer has developed Fäūlt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9). If Someone from Mexico is called a Mexican...🤨🤨 .....Then someone from Jericho is called what???..🥴🥴 ....I hope it's not what I use to buy Fuêl that you want to call ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10). God is good ooooo.....This December will be sweet ooo😋😋.. Because I don't need to use 500k to buy iPhone 12 for a girl to Hangout 😂😂😂.....All I need to do is just buy Onions for her🤣🤣🤣...😂😂 Economy Hãrd 😁

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27/05/2024

Choose wisely 🥴🥴😃😃😄😃

28/04/2024

Pronounce this words very fast
EYE😎
YAM😁
STEW😆
PEED😚

13/04/2024

Nothing complete for this country again o. . From 645 to 438....🤷‍♂️.
Dem don remove 207 from spaghetti 🙄 God dey oo 🚶🚶🚶 I will count rice tomorrow.🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣🤣

03/08/2023

Me:
Ready for marriage