Manchester Evening Detritus

12/10/2022

🚨BREAKING BILGE🚨

Yes....they actually want you to pay...

24/03/2022

Not wanting to be outdone by Fitzpatricks award winning journalism yesterday, Sansome steps up her game with this scoop! the Manchester Evening News *spotted by Matt*

22/03/2022

Can you imagine the fight in the Manchester Evening News office this morning between Fitzpatrick and Sansome over who got to break this incredible story!! Pulitzer prize incoming!!

20/03/2022

19/03/2022

+ Still looking for actual news on the Manchester Evening News facebook 🤔 click bait Zlist celebrity drivel for brainless drongo's .. and yes I'm still banned from commenting on their tripe 🤣🤣 +

11/02/2022

"News" just in, one of the biggest DRIPS in the country becomes more DRIPPY, our reporter Drip Drippington will have the latest next time she 'steps out' or 'takes to social media' 💩

02/02/2022

+ I'm not even going to edit this one, just gona throw this snowball of pure unfilted DETRITUS right at ya! 🙄🙄💩 +

01/02/2022

Our daily installment straight from the drip-tray ..

29/01/2022

Ground breaking news hitting us today from the Manchester Evening News , you may need to sit down for this one ...
WOMAN BUYS HAT!!!

27/01/2022

"Get your Z-listers out for the lads"

26/01/2022

+ It is with an absolute look of joy that I 'step out' and 'take to social media' to announce that the grotbags at the evening news have finally banned us 😅🤡 I bet they were FUMING, sat in their safe space dredging instagram for tomorrow's headlines.

Since the woke took over the evening news its become an absolute embarrassment to Manchester and its people, getting banned let's me know I did the right thing in highlighting their DETRITUS...and I'm not done yet 😁😁 +

24/01/2022

Well said Gaz! 👍💯