Lad really thinks he did something there… Like bro.. this ain’t the Savannah.. We see you! 🤔🌾
Via: isabelle_martinsen
“Just keep bitching, hooman. This shipping tape tea is almost ready, and I won’t even let you have a sip”. 🫖☕️😽
Via: domesroams
Everything’s cute and funny til your bois start kissing each other’s leather cheerios on an hourly basis 🫠👄👨🏻🤝👨🏽
Via: marmiteandtoastie
Let’s ditch Christmas cards this year and save paper! Every family/household can create a Christmas Dance with the furry ones and purrform it on social media instead. The most elaborate purrformance in every city gets a prize! 🎅🎄🎁🕺
Via: alygiunto
The animal abuse gang be like:
“WhY iS hE sO sMaLL tHoUgH?” 😭
Idk man, maybe cause he’s 3 weeks old? How tf is his size suddenly our fault? You want to start giving pregnant cats hormones so they birth bigger kittens? 🙄🍼
Via herbgerb
You guys go ahead and say it, I’m not opening that can of worms 🥸🪱👀
Via: thatgeographyguy8
This is true, but also why does an overnight visit at the vet clinic cost 10k?
And why don’t we have universal animal care in 2022?
I’m 100% OK with paying high taxes if that’s gonna cover all your fur babies medical care! I just don’t want my hard earned money being used to bomb other countries! 🏥💰🐈🐕
Via: grace_lemiree
When you leave the cannelloni in the oven for too long and the cheese starts leaking out 🌯🫕
Via: the_heather_vandemark
Holiday season is around the corner and demand for biscuits is HIGH! You add a shortage of bakers to that and you see why some households are teaching baking skills to dogs. Very much needed if you ask me! 🍰🥮🍪🐕
Via: zander.thegreat
Pawrents of young fur babies when they poop on the floor: “Goddamit. Sh*ttin all over the place, again? Who’s gonna clean this crap now?” 😤
Pawrents of senior fur babies when they poop on the floor:
“Oh my goodness, good job baby! Who’s my mister poopy man? You are! Oooh look how solid these poopies are. Let’s call your dad and tell him you’re having bowel movements again”. 🤱🥰💩
Via: wujikitty
For real sis, what potential hazard are you trying to identify? It’s not like you have done this 50 million times… 🙃🤫👀
Via: roro.catcat
Don’t forget to yell how expensive they are and how difficult it was for you to get them in front of your fur baby, otherwise they won’t have a reason to destroy them. 😀🙌💡
Via: ariannadantone
