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🚨 DUDE WIPE ADVISORY TOMORROW 🚨I am once again here to inform you that it’s going to be hot tomorrow. Heat indexes in th...
31/08/2026

🚨 DUDE WIPE ADVISORY TOMORROW 🚨

I am once again here to inform you that it’s going to be hot tomorrow. Heat indexes in the 100s. Keep the dude wipes on deck and stay hydrated, southern Illinois! 😩

🥵 SWAMP ASS RETURNS TOMORROW 🥵Heat indexes near 100 are likely tomorrow throughout most of the area. Summer is taking it...
30/08/2026

🥵 SWAMP ASS RETURNS TOMORROW 🥵

Heat indexes near 100 are likely tomorrow throughout most of the area. Summer is taking its revenge and really I see no end in sight in the data until perhaps mid/late September.

The swamp ass, dude wipe, toilet hydroplaning, deodorant summer continues. 😭

⚠️ SWAMP ASS WATCH IS IN EFFECT ⚠️The first week of September looks HOT with an EXTREME heat risk for all of southern Il...
30/08/2026

⚠️ SWAMP ASS WATCH IS IN EFFECT ⚠️

The first week of September looks HOT with an EXTREME heat risk for all of southern Illinois during that time. Heat indexes could easily be in the 100-110 range for multiple days between Monday and mid September.

This will likely be a swamp ass emergency at some point. Get the Dude Wipes ready. The toilet hydroplaning will resume starting Monday. 😅

On a real note, stay hydrated and take extra precautions during this heatwave.

🥵☀️ LONG-DURATION HEAT WAVE STARTS MONDAY AND MAY LAST THROUGH MID-SEPTEMBER 🥵☀️Looks like the swamp ass is back, southe...
29/08/2026

🥵☀️ LONG-DURATION HEAT WAVE STARTS MONDAY AND MAY LAST THROUGH MID-SEPTEMBER 🥵☀️

Looks like the swamp ass is back, southern Illinois. Starting on Monday heat indexes are going to climb back toward the 100s. This could last all the way through the middle of September.

Also, it’s going to be DRY. Hot & dry could mean drought conditions setting in for a lot of locations.

There are signs of a cold front later in the month but that’s not something we have a high confidence in. Stay tuned!

It’s safe to say Illinois has had quite a few tornado warnings this year. 463 to be exact.. 😳
29/08/2026

It’s safe to say Illinois has had quite a few tornado warnings this year. 463 to be exact.. 😳

🥵 HEAT DOME RETURNS NEXT WEEK 🥵🔥☀️ Summer is looking for revenge on southern Illinois. It appears that starting on Monda...
29/08/2026

🥵 HEAT DOME RETURNS NEXT WEEK 🥵

🔥☀️ Summer is looking for revenge on southern Illinois. It appears that starting on Monday and into the first week of September hot air is going to take back control! Heat indexes into the 100s most days.

Fall lovers, it was nice while it lasted, huh? 😩

A very nice Friday evening in southern Illinois!
29/08/2026

A very nice Friday evening in southern Illinois!

🌖‼️ THE MAX ECLIPSE IS NOW HAPPENING! GO LOOK!
28/08/2026

🌖‼️ THE MAX ECLIPSE IS NOW HAPPENING! GO LOOK!

28/08/2026

Just wait til the June 2029 lunar eclipse guys!

The moon will cross the very center of Earth's shadow. That one will be VERY dark and red. The darkest of the 21st century! 🤯

HERE WE GO! The lunar eclipse will start now and peak at 11:12 PM! The moon will slowly start to turn red starting NOW.
28/08/2026

HERE WE GO!

The lunar eclipse will start now and peak at 11:12 PM! The moon will slowly start to turn red starting NOW.

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