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CBC - A group of chimpanzees in Zambia have resurrected an old fashion trend with a surprising new twist. Fifteen years ...
13/07/2025

CBC - A group of chimpanzees in Zambia have resurrected an old fashion trend with a surprising new twist.

Fifteen years after a female chimpanzee named Julie first stuck a blade of grass into her ear and started a hot new craze among her cohort at the Chimfunshi Wildlife Orphanage, an entirely new group of chimps at the refuge have started doing the same thing.

"We were really shocked that this had happened again," Jake Brooker, a psychologist and great apes researcher at Durham University in England, told As It Happens host Nil Kӧksal.

"We were even more shocked that they were doing their own spin on this by also inserting the grass and sticks in a different or***ce."

The chimps, he says, have been putting blades of grass and sticks into their ears and anuses, and simply letting them dangle there for no apparent reason.

"Like with all cultures, things change over time and they get refined and new quirks and new traditions pop up," he said.
Chimpanzee influencers

In this case, the team traced the "new quirk" to a male chimp named Juma, who seems to have originated the grass-in-butt variation.

From there, the study shows, it spread rapidly to most of his groupmates within a week.

The same thing happened to Julie's group. She started putting grass in her ear in 2010, and pretty soon, seven other chimps were doing the same. Much like humans, Brooker says the chimps appear to be willing to suffer for the sake of fashion.

And as for Juma's grass-in-butt variation?

Teichroeb says it's possible they're doing it to make themselves more attractive to potential mates. Females, in particular, she noted, display a swelling on their rear ends to indicate when they're receptive to a little hanky panky.

"They spend a lot of time looking at each other's butts," she said. "So it's kind of not surprising maybe that they were innovating this way to sort of decorate their butts."

UPI — Police in British Columbia said there was a literal “traffic jam” on a highway when a pickup truck lost its load o...
12/07/2025

UPI — Police in British Columbia said there was a literal “traffic jam” on a highway when a pickup truck lost its load of freshly-picked blueberries.

The Mission RCMP said on social media that a white Ford pickup truck stopped at the intersection of Lougheed Highway and Wren Street, and when the vehicle started moving again moments later, several crates of freshly-picked blueberries fell into the roadway.

“Some crates went crashing down onto the roadway, and thousands of blueberries spilled out onto Lougheed Highway, creating a sticky mess for vehicles that drove over the fruit.,” the post said.

RCMP officers “were called to the juicy incident” and used a shovel to push the sticky remains out of the roadway.

“Perhaps Mission RCMP could team up with the Mission Farmer’s Market in the future, to feature some new offerings such as: Jack-Knife Jelly, Pothole Preserves and the ever-popular Traffic Jam,” the post joked.

KEY WEST, Fla. (WKRC) - A man allegedly celebrated his birthday by stealing a city tour train and picking up multiple pa...
10/07/2025

KEY WEST, Fla. (WKRC) - A man allegedly celebrated his birthday by stealing a city tour train and picking up multiple passengers while high on m**h.

According to an arrest report obtained by local outlet WPLG, officers were dispatched to the Conch Tour Train Depot on July 4 for a report of a stolen train. Employees told police that they were tracking the train’s GPS system and that it was driving around the downtown area.

Police arrived and learned that a man, later identified as 57-year-old Jonathan Winslow, arrived at the depot in a Kia vehicle, which was still running and playing music on the radio by the time officers arrived. Winslow reportedly told an employee that he used to work at the depot and that he wanted a tour of one of the trains.

Winslow then allegedly got into one of the trains and drove it off the property, leaving the employee “confused,” but he assumed that Winslow had permission to take the train.

Winslow drove the train into the downtown Key West area and picked up “two random passengers” before abandoning the vehicle on the street, per the outlet.

Police reportedly located Winslow at the Southernmost Point of the Continental USA Buoy and noted that he “exhibited rapid speech and appeared excited.” He claimed that he simply “borrowed” the train and that he used to work for the company. Furthermore, Winslow allegedly said that “today is his birthday,” which police confirmed.

While being checked into jail, a deputy reportedly found a m**h pipe in Winslow’s pocket, although he claimed it was “a w**d pipe.”

Winslow was charged with burglary, grand theft auto, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

 is on this month’s BROnanas! We talk chatbots, sloths and more! Listen now on the Bananas Patreon!
10/07/2025

is on this month’s BROnanas! We talk chatbots, sloths and more! Listen now on the Bananas Patreon!

ABC.net – Kentaro Jin is walking over 5,000 kilometres across Australia solo, with nothing but a wheelbarrow full of sup...
10/07/2025

ABC.net – Kentaro Jin is walking over 5,000 kilometres across Australia solo, with nothing but a wheelbarrow full of supplies and his trademark leopard-print onesie.

Known online as “The Strange Catman”, he has already walked from Carnarvon in northern WA, to Albany on the state’s south coast, documenting his journey on Instagram.

It’s the adventure of a lifetime for the Japanese construction worker, who hopes to spread kindness, positivity, and joy to everyone he meets.

His goal is to reach Sydney by the end of the year.

“Australia is a very big country, and very nice people … I really like [the] journey,” Mr Jin said.

“Every town, there are so many kinds of people, and they are kind of to me, I love each town.”

Initially, Mr Jin simply planned to travel for as long as possible and so opted for the most organic mode of transport – his own two feet.

But now, he wants to inspire the next generation to be true to themselves, embrace life’s challenges and follow their dreams.

Accepting invitations to visit schools and extending high fives on the side of the road, Mr Jin continues to share his contagious energy.

With over 1,000 kilometres under his catsuit since leaving Carnarvon in November last year, he said he felt grateful towards the Australian people.

But there is still a long way to go, and Mr Jin stays in towns for periods of rest, working where he can along the way.

“I stay with Australian [families] so many times, learning about Australian culture … [and share] Japanese culture,” he said.

His next destination? Esperance.

New York Post – Ruh-roh!A cartoonish crook in a Scooby-Doo costume broke into a convenience store in Alabama, and police...
08/07/2025

New York Post – Ruh-roh!

A cartoonish crook in a Scooby-Doo costume broke into a convenience store in Alabama, and police are asking for the public’s help to solve the mystery.

The burglar was caught on camera in the full-body costume — complete with doggy ears — and a mask to cover his face when he broke into the Quick Stop on Highway 82 in Duncanville early Sunday, according to the Tuscaloosa Police Department.

Police said the thief activated the store’s security alarm around 3:45 a.m. but ran off before officers arrived.

He made off with cash and change “but no snacks,” police quipped in a Facebook post.

“Anyone who can help us unmask this villain may call 205-349-2121 or submit an anonymous tip on our app,” police said.

The thief delighted netizens, who responded with their own Scooby-Doo jokes.

“Have you interviewed Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy to see if they were waiting for Scooby in the Mystery Machine?” a woman said jokingly in the comments of the police department’s post.

Another person wrote, “When he gets caught and his mask is taken off he’s gonna say if it weren’t for you and those meddling kids.”

One woman quipped, “Instead of an ankle monitor can we do a shock collar instead?”

WCYY — There’s lot of potential hazards any time you step foot into the Maine woods. There’s plenty of wildlife, most of...
07/07/2025

WCYY — There’s lot of potential hazards any time you step foot into the Maine woods. There’s plenty of wildlife, most of which is more scared of you than you are of them. There’s a handful of plants that can do some damage and make for an unpleasant evening. The weather in Maine can change in an instant and become an issue as well. But one of the most annoying and irritating hazards is the pesky little bugs.

That’s why a Mainer reached out on Reddit to ask for any suggestions when it comes to keeping mosquitos away. Not necessarily away in general, but keeping them from biting his ass. You see, this person loves venturing into the woods, where they’ve created a little sanctuary. But the peacefulness has been interrupted by ass itch. And it’s all from mosquitos who have gotten smart.

As Redditor EunModu explains, the mosquitos he sees are not a bother to him. It’s the advanced technique mosquitos that are ruining the fun for everyone else. He claims to have tried every kind of pants product there is, from Dickie’s to polymer fabric to good ole-fashioned jeans. Nothing has worked. He returns home and his ass is a mine field of mosquito bites

But here in Maine, if you ask for suggestions, we’re always willing to lend an opinion. The top three suggestions were this:

Apply bug spray directly to your ass. Don’t be afraid of it
Wear fishing waders while enjoying your quiet time in the woods. Bet them suckers can’t bite through that
Layer up that seat and your ass with extra blankets. Toss a fan on too because mosquitos are weak flyers.
Will it help? Will the ass biting stop? Nobody knows for sure. Mosquitos are the deadliest creature on Earth, and their bloodlust knows no bounds. Everyone’s ass is fair game.

PARIS (AP) — For the first time in over a century, Parisians and tourists will be able to take a refreshing dip in the R...
06/07/2025

PARIS (AP) — For the first time in over a century, Parisians and tourists will be able to take a refreshing dip in the River Seine. The long-polluted waterway is finally opening up as a summertime swim spot following a 1.4 billion euro ($1.5 billion) cleanup project that made it suitable for Olympic competitions last year.

Three new swimming sites on the Paris riverbank will open on Saturday — one close to Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral, another near the Eiffel Tower and a third in eastern Paris.

Swimming in the Seine has been illegal since 1923, with a few exceptions, due to pollution and risks posed by river navigation. Taking a dip outside bathing areas is still banned for safety reasons.

The Seine was one of the stars of the Paris Olympics in 2024, whether as the scene of the ambitious opening ceremony or the triathlon and marathon swimming competitions. That didn’t go without challenging hurdles such as rainfall increasing levels of bacteria, which postponed some competitions.

This city’s authorities have given the green light for the public opening, with water quality results consistently in line with European regulations.

It’s a symbolic moment when we get our river back,” said sports coach and influencer Lucile Woodward, who will participate in the first amateur open water competition in the Seine.

Woodward, who enjoyed a dip alongside Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo just before the start of the Olympic Games, is confident things will go well.

“We’re going to enjoy swimming in it, being there and setting an example,” she said. “Once people will see that in the end there are hundreds of people who have fun and enjoy it, everyone will want to go!”

“For families, going to take a dip with the kids, making little splashes in Paris, it’s extraordinary,” Woodward added.

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NEW MAIN FEED EPISODE! Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Chinese police corgi stole sausage from a child, a man flees p...
02/07/2025

NEW MAIN FEED EPISODE! Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Chinese police corgi stole sausage from a child, a man flees police using submarine and noisy hungry frogs ruin farmer’s life!

BRING YOUR THING to BANANASFEST 2!OCT 4th 2025. Denver, CO. GREAT ATTITUDES A MUST! A beautiful day of silly joy to bloc...
01/07/2025

BRING YOUR THING to BANANASFEST 2!

OCT 4th 2025. Denver, CO.

GREAT ATTITUDES A MUST! A beautiful day of silly joy to block out the bulls**t. Join us, friends!!

NBC 5 CHICAGO - No food in the pool? Olive Garden is challenging this well-known summer guideline with the launch of pas...
29/06/2025

NBC 5 CHICAGO - No food in the pool? Olive Garden is challenging this well-known summer guideline with the launch of pasta-themed pool floats.

Starting June 30, the Italian chain will sell inflatables modeled after three classic pasta shapes, taking its menu poolside for a limited time.

The “Floatin’ Fettuccine,” “Relaxin’ Rigatoni” and “Takin’ It Easy Tortelloni” pool noodles will be available starting at 3 p.m. CT on Monday.

“Olive Garden has always been known for going big — big portions, big value, and never-ending first courses,” Senior Vice President of Marketing Jaime Bunker said in a news release. “This summer, we’re bringing that same spirit of abundance to the pool. Our pasta-inspired floats are a larger-than-life way to celebrate the dishes our guests love, and just like in our restaurants, every order starts with a first course.”

Mirroring the restaurants’ menu, which includes breadsticks and a soup or salad with each dish, the noodles will be accompanied with a complimentary “first course item.”

Customers select between a salad-inspired floating drink holder, a soup-themed tote bag and a breadstick-adorned bucket hat to go along with their oversized inflatables.

YAHOO NEWS - The classic Looney Tunes cartoon always featured the Road Runner outsmarting Wile E. Coyote after, he would...
28/06/2025

YAHOO NEWS - The classic Looney Tunes cartoon always featured the Road Runner outsmarting Wile E. Coyote after, he would always try and nab his foe for dinner.

Now, a real-life situation has happened, and Wile E. was nowhere to be found.

A Reddit user named “Miss Reb” posted photos she took of a FIAT that drove into a wall painted like a Road Runner tunnel. In fact, there was even a painting of Road Runner beside it.

While the situation happened three months ago, it is just coming to the surface now. The exact location has not been determined. Though, a closer look at the images shows that none of the cars photographed have American license plates.

The painted tunnel was one of the more popular of Wile E. Coyote’s stunts he performed to trick the Road Runner and hoping it would smack into it, thus leading to the carnivorous creature’s delicacy.

No word as to the condition of the driver, but the FIAT did take a beating.

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