12/18/2025
Christmas packages 2025
Silver package - 3,999
- two hours at dinner
- matching outfits
- will tell a few jokes
Gold package - 4,999
- three hours at dinner
- cute backstory on how we met
- details about what I do for a living
- will call your dad "pops"
- 30-second laplapan
Platinum package - 5,999 + take home food
- 6 hours
- will tell you I love you in front of the whole family
- kiss your mom on the cheek
- help clean up after dinner
- 5-minute sisid
Adamantium package - 20,000
- do what you want all day basta wag mo akong palagyan ng catheter or ipagawa yung ginawa ni Jim Paredes
