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Goons of Balatroon A 2D/3D hybrid metaverse featuring Free 2 Play 2 Earn card strategy gaming and land ownership. Ridiculous. Chaotic. Fun. Join us! http://discord.gg/GoonsNFT

18/07/2022

A pirate never throws in the towel, chop one down and he’ll be back with a peg-leg. Poke his eye and he’ll return with a patch.

Destroy ‘Surprise Pirate and next turn, they’ll be back, swinging!

Can you name a card to counter this scoundrel of the high seas?

17/07/2022

Can you copy Dolly’s drip?

No. No, you cannot.

Dolly wrote the book on infiltration.

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, at least your opponent will go out feeling appreciated.

16/07/2022

Bear market blues have you shifted into a deep state of Goblin mode?

Goblin Warrior approves, though it realizes your form could use some work.

Will you face off against these monsters in the World of Balatroon, RPG, or call them your allies?

Embrace Goblin Mode.

- The Wizard

15/07/2022

In a pinch and need a creature on the field?

Burning Urger has your back, at a cost.

If your opponent's hand is empty, Urger lets them draw 2 cards.

What if your opponent was so greedy they'd make a foolish play just to empty their hand? 👀

Not every card is content to ‘go quietly’, some cards go out kicking and screaming, in an attempt to take their opponent...
14/07/2022

Not every card is content to ‘go quietly’, some cards go out kicking and screaming, in an attempt to take their opponent with them.

The ability Last Breath ensures that not every destroyed card is a disadvantage.

Which card will your opponent regret destroying?

Dr. Rev Regor seeks to use technology to obtain power.Dr. Otomakan fights to preserve Goonkind at all costs, even if it ...
14/07/2022

Dr. Rev Regor seeks to use technology to obtain power.

Dr. Otomakan fights to preserve Goonkind at all costs, even if it means technology is lost.

Who will you side with? Will you lead the Bulas to conquer Balatroon, or side with the Bairs, to preserve stability?

- The Wizard

14/07/2022

What good is Warcry if you don’t have anyone to follow you into battle?

Killaton Rebel gains extra strength from Warcry, allowing you to overwhelm an unsuspecting opponent.

Comment your favorite Goon Card down below!

Hand empty?Field deserted?No problem,Extreme Illusionist has everything you need to make do with nothing. Weaken your en...
13/07/2022

Hand empty?

Field deserted?

No problem,

Extreme Illusionist has everything you need to make do with nothing. Weaken your enemies with each empty tile. And the best part, you get to pretend that was your plan all along.

Use the ‘Ensnare’ card effect to throw a wrench in your opponent's works.Cards with this effect remove the ability to at...
12/07/2022

Use the ‘Ensnare’ card effect to throw a wrench in your opponent's works.

Cards with this effect remove the ability to attack from the cards they damage.

Goons plan, Ensnare laughs.

12/07/2022

Why would you ever use your creatures, when you can just rain down death and destruction, indiscriminately from above?

Menace Gang took a leaf out of Fireball’s book, and Gleb used it to bring the pain, in his beta showdown, vs. Kyle!

A bull market joke becomes a bear market reality. When it comes to the bear market blues, the best remedy is to fire off...
11/07/2022

A bull market joke becomes a bear market reality. When it comes to the bear market blues, the best remedy is to fire off a game of .

At least in our game, YOU get to do the liquidating.

10/07/2022

Who says Grandmas are out of touch? Meemaw clearly has the tightest catnip connect in town.

09/07/2022

Is there a Goon Card, that gives you so much trouble, you’d do ANYTHING to get rid of it?

Reversal’s got your back.

Destroy an opponent's creature, the catch?

They gain life equal to that creature’s remaining life!

Name a creature you’d use Reversal to get rid of.

No one ever claimed Goons were particular even tempered, and their creatures certainly are hot headed. Cards with the in...
08/07/2022

No one ever claimed Goons were particular even tempered, and their creatures certainly are hot headed.

Cards with the insult ability antagonize all other cards on the field, forcing the card with Insult to be dealt with first.

Which card, with this trait, is your favorite?

07/07/2022

I reveal to you now, the first of Balatroon’s 12 mysterious terrains:

A LAND OF ICE AND SNOW!

- The Wizard

Not all Goon Card abilities deal damage, some prevent it! Use Barrier to create a little breathing room between you and ...
07/07/2022

Not all Goon Card abilities deal damage, some prevent it!

Use Barrier to create a little breathing room between you and your opponent.

06/07/2022

When it comes to , every influencer has a different take. It gets noisy in a sea of suggestions, who is your go-to for advice?

Bonus question: do they look this good in a speedo?

05/07/2022

Sometimes you act with precision, carefully selecting your target….

Other times you bombard the entire battlefield in a fiery deluge of death!

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe its meteor.

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