09/12/2025
I KNOW I’M ABOUT TO UPSET SOME PEOPLE… but honestly? I’m past caring. 😂🔥
At this point, Amy Jackson didn’t “hurt” the Facebook monetization program —
she straight-up speed-ran its destruction like she had a personal vendetta against the algorithm. 💥
She got on this app with her whole chest telling people:
“JUST DO THIS AND YOU’LL GO VIRAL!”
And shockingly — shockingly — a bunch of y’all believed her.
Now half the platform is sitting in Facebook jail, demonetized, shadowbanned, and staring at their dashboards like:
“Why am I making 14 cents a week?”
Because you followed Amy Jackson’s “advice,” bestie. I truly don’t know what else to tell you. 😭
She had people posting 99 times a day, going live from the car, the shower, the Walmart freezer aisle…
All of you acting like she was Moses descending the mountain with the Tablets of Monetization —
and Facebook responded with:
“Ah. Spam. Lovely. Straight to the Gulag you go.” 😭
Never in my LIFE have I seen one woman cause so many fully-grown adults to lose their bonuses in broad daylight.
She turned the entire monetization program into a mass casualty event —
and did it with a straight face. 💀
Meanwhile Amy is STILL live, ring light trembling like it’s trying to escape, yelling:
“THE MONEY IS SO EASY!!”
Yes, girl. We see that.
Unfortunately, the rest of us are applying for algorithm disability because our reach is currently pronounced deceased. 😂
Facebook HQ right now is whispering:
“Please. Please stop letting Amy coach you. The servers cannot handle the chaos.”
If Facebook had a Most Wanted list, Amy Jackson would be on it with a big red warning label like:
“Side effects may include sudden loss of reach, income, dignity, and peace of mind.”
But hey — credit where it’s due.
She didn’t just sabotage her own page…
she took the entire community down with her.
A real team effort. A group failure. Inspirational, really. 👏😂
AND YES, I SAID WHAT I SAID.
