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04/11/2022

A massive manhunt involving secret service, the FBI, the Washington Police services and the National Guard has been undertaken overnight following reports that Joe Biden managed to find himself los…

04/11/2022

It’s the time of the year that unites celebrity s*x addicts, chastity cuckolds and neck beard wearing basement dwellers. That time of the year where they take the pledge to abstain from any f…

03/11/2022

It has been claimed that new evidence has emerged in the mystery of the disappearance Harold Holt off the Mornington Peninsula in the 1960s. It has been on of Australia’s enduring mysteries w…

18/10/2022

As the Bureau of Meteorology has requested everyone use their full name rather than abbreviation, other government departments and services have requested the same. First out with a memo was the DH…

12/10/2022

In breaking news following his bombardment of Ukraine, Russian President, General Admiral Vladimir Putin has awarded himself the highest military decoration available in Russia, the Hero of the Sov…

12/10/2022

Full time owner of Amazon Inc and part time marital s*x aid, Jeff Bezos, best known for playing the character Spotty in Superted in the 1990s, has acknowledged that his competitor Elon Musk has rel…

07/10/2022

News has broken that a number of celebs are gearing up to sue the newspaper The Daily Mail for breaching their privacy and publishing details about them that are personal. The Daily Clickbait conta…

06/10/2022

It has been reported that a cleaner has found a scene from a horror film while cleaning parliament house in Canberra. At 1045 pm this evening, the cleaner entered a male toilet within parliament ho…

28/09/2022

A man has awoken from a coma this morning, claiming that its a miracle that he is alive. The 63 year old was admitted to hospital a few days ago after a fall at home, and claims the doctors missed …

26/09/2022

Optus has issued an apology to its customers about their data being stolen, claiming they didn’t even think it was possible. An Optus spokesman said “look, we didn’t even think it…

22/09/2022

32 year old Thomas McGuinness this morning has called in to work, saying that he is still mourning the loss of the Queen and cannot attend. “I called up this morning because I am too distraug…

22/09/2022

With today being a national day of mourning and remembering Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, her life and legacy, the NSW Government announced that the day will be commemorated by the NSW Government…

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