Don’t Eat The Raisins

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Don’t Eat The Raisins Comedy, satire, and with great respect.... just please.... don’t eat the raisins.

07/03/2024

Boy Meets World Satire:

Feeny: Eric! Get in here. Look at your dirty father drinking out of a red cup in broad daylight. We all know what's in that cup Eric. He's disgusting. Just like that hole in the wall, holes for all strip club that he basically lives a double life at. Does your mother have any self respect Eric? Don't answer that Eric. It's called a rhetorical question. We all know your delectable mother yearns for a better life but she is succumbing to that brown haired, beer guzzling bastard. Anyway Eric, please, pour me some more tea. And be sure to add just a dash of sugar.

Eric: Oh Mr. Feeny, he's just drinking something called MD 2020. It must be something that his Dr. prescribed. What did you think he was doing?

01/11/2023

Shakespeare's B Sides

"They that eat the raisins, never shaveth. Oh my beloved, how do I know that? Well, it's as clear as the light in your eyes. Thou knows you've been eating those dried, purple, fruits at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Now, the whiskers of your blouse look like an untamed forest at dusk. Hiding all kinds of creatures, known and unknown. For what lies between those trees, I'll never know. Nor do I wish to. Now do you realize why I'm scared to take a step in your woods? It's much too scary my dear."

If Mr. Matthews on Boy Meets World was kind of a piece of trash and had his own spin-off show, it might be like this.
22/05/2022

If Mr. Matthews on Boy Meets World was kind of a piece of trash and had his own spin-off show, it might be like this.

Mr. Mathews loses his keys and takes Eric’s vehicle across town to go have fun.

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