07/03/2024
Boy Meets World Satire:
Feeny: Eric! Get in here. Look at your dirty father drinking out of a red cup in broad daylight. We all know what's in that cup Eric. He's disgusting. Just like that hole in the wall, holes for all strip club that he basically lives a double life at. Does your mother have any self respect Eric? Don't answer that Eric. It's called a rhetorical question. We all know your delectable mother yearns for a better life but she is succumbing to that brown haired, beer guzzling bastard. Anyway Eric, please, pour me some more tea. And be sure to add just a dash of sugar.
Eric: Oh Mr. Feeny, he's just drinking something called MD 2020. It must be something that his Dr. prescribed. What did you think he was doing?