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Maddieology Wicked good weatherologist

Thanks to an idea spawned over some dilly beans and beveraginos in the garage of a cool friggin neighbor down here in Florida with some clever gents (Mike Wyland, Roy Boone, and Bryan Tabler), I decided to bring Maddieology to life. Here at Maddieology, I, your host, Chief Maddieologist Madeline DeGroot, will bring you scintillating weather forecasts to brighten even your darkest days.

21/01/2025

sorry Jax but I’m really just not seeing the snowcast like everyone’s hyping it up to be 😅

100 likes and a Venmo for gas from my mom & I’ll find someone to go storm chase with me to see it snow in Florida Tuesda...
18/01/2025

100 likes and a Venmo for gas from my mom & I’ll find someone to go storm chase with me to see it snow in Florida Tuesday night

look at alllll those chickens!!!feeder bands should never be discounted, they really are part of the larger destructive ...
09/10/2024

look at alllll those chickens!!!

feeder bands should never be discounted, they really are part of the larger destructive force of the overall hurricane.

south FL lit up like a dang Christmas tree, a few possible naders on the ground now as I type this…

09/10/2024

Milton’s coming for my paycheck tomorrow but he’s gonna have to fight me for it.

Thinkinggggg 1-2 am landfall near Bradenton, FL…will be a dire situation on the gulf coast so mandatory evacs have been issued.

As for Jacksonville:

JSO better get their speeding tickets ready because winds will pick up Wednesday evening and continue to increase overnight, peaking at 40-55 mph sustained, gusting 70-75 mph Wednesday afternoon as Milton skrrts off the east coast 🚔

5-8” of rainfall possible within 48 hrs from Wed AM to Fri AM, heaviest rainfalll likely first half of Thurs., continues throughout end of day. I’m thinking I’ll pre-inflate my paddleboard?

Power outages, urban flooding/flash flooding, downed trees/limbs and power lines are possible. Bad news for a girl in an apartment complex with all electric appliances.

Chances for naders here might be low but they ain’t 0 🌪️

08/10/2024

if you know Milton, tell him to get lost.

and why do these hurricanes keep hitting on my paydays?

stay tuned to find out what day Maddie gets paid 🤫

26/09/2024

Midnight forecast fueled by margs & rosé:

Hurricane mean wind. And rain.

….which means for Duval County, 25-40mph winds likely between the hours of 8pm Thursday night & 4am Friday morning, with gusts up to 50 mph, and make no mistake, while not on the “hurricane scale” (Saffir-Simpson Scale), these can still be locally damaging winds!!!

Rainfall totals possible up to 3” by end of day Friday, but what’s new for us there? 🫠

Please note Helene is moving like a Maddie on Marg Night - hauling 🍑 to wherever the margs are. I hope she finds them before I do tomorrow!! She appears to be a one night thing with her post-8pm landfall and 2am departure from state lines, avoiding spending too much time in Talla-nasty.

Landfall targeting appears to cast a familiar shadow along the Big Bend region of the Gulf Coast - Helene has the devastating potential reminiscent of Idalia in 2023 for the area.

As for Jacksonville….I think we just might need our recovery efforts spent recovering from Monday’s epic loss to the Bills…

24/09/2024

what the Helene……🌀⛈️🌪️🌊

centered out off of TB, should make landfall in the wee hours Monday morning somewhere near Lighthouse Point!
04/08/2024

centered out off of TB, should make landfall in the wee hours Monday morning somewhere near Lighthouse Point!

Thanks Southwest Airlines but I’m already ahead of the game
04/08/2024

Thanks Southwest Airlines but I’m already ahead of the game

04/08/2024

I hope you all have a sweet tooth!!

Little Debby’s looking like a Swiss Roll out in the Gulf as she approaches the coast of Florida, taking aim at making landfall somewhere near Lighthouse Point, FL. She seems to have desperate intentions of interrupting our regularly programmed scheduling, with her Monday morning impact and rainfall inundation of the flat, swampy state of Florida.

The 904 has already received almost 11” of rain in the last month but with this storm, another 3-5” is possible just between now and Wednesday evening, and if Little Debby is able to squeeze into Cat 1 status right before landfall today, we’ll likely end up somewhere on the heavier end of the scale - so get your floaties ready!!

The dangerous wind field isn’t large, but breezes could approach 25-35 mph with gusts up to 40 mph between Monday morning and Wednesday evening.

The other Swiss Roll factor in this Little Debby situation is the tornado risk, due to the orientation of the rotation and the location of the situation, Jaxxy is at risk for some spin time and a trip to Oz

I’ll be keeping a close eye on this system, since I’m supposed to get back to town on Tuesday but looking at the direction of my flight path from my layover to Jacksonville, Debby might be screwing me up

don’t worry guys, even on my layover in Nash (on my way to a luxurious mini vaca to Cleveland Ohio!!), I’m keeping an ey...
03/08/2024

don’t worry guys, even on my layover in Nash (on my way to a luxurious mini vaca to Cleveland Ohio!!), I’m keeping an eye on that will likely become …more to come!!!

To my New England friends, specifically those are currently under tornado watches - had my eyes on some action in the no...
23/06/2024

To my New England friends, specifically those are currently under tornado watches - had my eyes on some action in the northern half of VT a little bit ago. Those cells seem to have loosened indications of rotation but keep your eyes to the sky!! The atmosphere is very unstable for New England!

Threats will continue east even after this discussion expires-

11/04/2024

Sent in by Curt Meinal from World Golf Village - a wedge tornado touched down around 11:50 this morning.

Tornado watches across the state of Florida this morning! Perfect time for a reminder:Watch = the ingredients for a spec...
11/04/2024

Tornado watches across the state of Florida this morning! Perfect time for a reminder:

Watch = the ingredients for a specific threat are together

Warning = the specific threat is occurring

With the spicy cajun weather we’re having down here today and tomorrow, I figured it’d be a good time to circulate some ...
10/04/2024

With the spicy cajun weather we’re having down here today and tomorrow, I figured it’d be a good time to circulate some important NWS/SPC graphics made available at all times but especially during severe weather events/outbreaks 🌩️

The first graphic will maintain importance for not just today and tomorrow and not just for the south, but for all of the U.S. during severe weather season.

The second is a day 2 outlook (day 1 = today, day 2 = tomorrow), specific for Thursday, April 11. Day 1/today’s outlook is largely more severe and dramatic, but not for my current areas of interest. Tomorrow is where my “concerns” (read: adrenaline enhancements) lie, since the storms will be targeting generally the greater central to northeast Florida and southeast Georgia area. Today the drama is occurring further west over southern AL, MS, and eastern LA 🌪️

The day 2 outlook is also mainly severe thunderstorms, which are classified as having one or more of the following conditions: 1) hail with diameter of at least an inch; 2) a confirmed tornado; 3) low to mid level wind speeds of at least 50 knots (58 mph) - and therefore imply the risk of all 3 occurring.

Specific categorical risks (probabilities of specific risks, such as hail, tornados, or damaging wind) are all available on the SPC website.

The NWS/SPC are just part of my long list of resources when forecasting for weather. I don’t ever rely solely on one source, so I strongly recommend that you don’t either when making safety decisions.

But anyways….yay thunder and lightning!! 😍

boogity boogity boogity 🤪 currently 59 degrees, clear skies, dry conditions all day, high of 75 on the asphalt. trucks r...
06/04/2024

boogity boogity boogity 🤪 currently 59 degrees, clear skies, dry conditions all day, high of 75 on the asphalt. trucks runnin, blinker fluids full, Hee Haw Racin’ is ready to run

The southern leg of the same system to bring 12”+ of snow to much of Maine this evening/tomorrow is down here adding a l...
03/04/2024

The southern leg of the same system to bring 12”+ of snow to much of Maine this evening/tomorrow is down here adding a little ✨spice✨ to my Wednesday afternoon ⛈️

02/04/2024

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