Yesutor's Real World

20/11/2024

An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,
"Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole."

The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here.’

17/04/2024

Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly
married a Swedish lady, so as to be
legally certified with resident permit, but
the lady was not aware of this.

He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.

After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a
Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together.

The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot.

He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.

Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant.

Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).

The ladies asked their husbands to
communicate in their local dialect since
they are both from same country(Kenya).

The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya.

Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?

The other Kenyan looked up and replied
"Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena
asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na
enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo
AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o!

They shook hands and embraced each
other to the admiration of the ladies.
Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu!

~ Bishop Dr. Chinomso Jude Nwala

31/03/2024

What's your take on this tradition
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GBORBU WULOMO TAKES A NEW CUSTOMARY WIFE who is 12 years old😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

In Nungua, the air is thick with tradition as the customary marriage between Gborbu Wulomo, Nuumo Borketey Laweh Tsuru ###III, and a young girl named ‘Naa Okromo’ unfolds. The age difference is striking: the venerable Gborbu Wulomo is ‘63 years old’, while Naa Okromo is ‘12 years old’.

By the customs of their community, Naa Okromo now assumes the traditional name Naa Ayemoede.
But this union is not complete without further rites. Naa Ayemoede is to undergo a second customary ceremony, one centered on purification. This rite will empower her to fulfill all the duties expected of her as the wife of the Gborbu Wulomo, including the crucial role of procreation.

According to tradition, the Gborbu Wulomo, having assumed his authority, must also take a ‘bue ekpaa yoo’, his customary wife, also known as ‘sɛiheyoo’. This solemn rite occurs only once in the lifetime of the Gborbu Wulomo-Sh*tse.

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19/03/2024

Things dey happen ooooo .......

28/02/2024

Fashion or Madness?

Decency is a hallmark in the Ghanaian society as far as our culture and tradition is concerned. However, the spread of western values have modified what we stand for as well as what we believe in.

27/12/2023

This is a real issue on the ground, what's your take on this story? Share your experience with us,. Do you agree with the borga to sell his house and never to return to Ghana? Let's get interactive........

22/12/2023

HOPE is Coming

02/12/2023

A jealous nurse manipulates DNA results to cause divorce ........... what's your take on this issue? Like share and comment

21/11/2023

Good night.....

21/11/2023

After I mistakenly spent all my salary on beer, this is what my wife prepared for me 😭😭

20/11/2023

19/11/2023

Do you know why?

16/11/2023

Do you agree????

16/11/2023

Students: It's raining cats and dogs, the maths teacher will never show up
Meanwhile the maths tutor 👇🏽🤣🤣🤣

06/11/2023

Pastor Elijah Ayer Courage is a Togolese pastor based in Lomé only wears ladies heels. Whether it be for his preaching or at home.

When asked why, he says he was instructed by the holy spirit to only wear heels to better convey his message.

12/06/2023

Kofi's wife reported him to his family that he is not good in bed, and the younger sister of the wife shouted "it's a lie"
They are still arguing
Me: I am back home
Wetin concern me

08/06/2023

"We learn from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless, but all are priceless."