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11/03/2025

you see for this life ehm every juju get expiring date, even person wen dey serve coven dey die, na you when them cut witch for, shey you see say you nor get level again leave people to grow you say no because you get little differences with them you begin they spoil them for different boss wen come ATO Estate, you thinks e go better for you, the millions of demons when that farm don sit down for this matter, you go hear from us very @ ASEKHAMEN GODWIN

03/03/2025

MR LUCKY WEN BE APM FOR DIVISION " A" and MR EfE WEN BE SUPERVISOR MAKE UNA investigate that Headwoman Governor matter well ooo before we term go post una for every where oooo.

03/03/2025

Clear conscience fear nor accusations,
If your way clear for this life you nor need to the fear, nothing dey this life ooo everything went we dey see for this life na illusion and sometimes e dey be like say nai dream every body dey and day we go wake up

03/03/2025

UPDATE!!!

NO BE EVERYBODY WEY DEY SMILE WITH YOU NAI REALLY LOVE YOU!" – JEALOUSY NAI KPIA ONE GOOD MAN FOR OGUN STATE!

Na yesterday evening na some hèàrtl3ss w!ck3d souls ambûsh dis good man and lèggo am for Ogun State as he dey go house after Ramadan prayer for mosque.

According to source the v!ctim wey he name na Ismaila Awoyinkan, na kind-hearted businessman wey dey sell building materials. He sabi dash people money, buy biscuits for pikin, and help those wey need. E nor get enèmy, He dey Jovia but e get people wey dey jealous am!

As God dey bless am and e business dey boom, world pipo nor let am rest! Yesterday, dem corner am near he house nai bàd bóys sh00t am close ràngè, Nai dem speed off with the bike wey Dem carry come.

Jealóûsy everywhere. E nor go better for who no want make another person progress!

01/03/2025

UNIVERSITY OF ADULT3RY
FINAL YEAR EXAMS
COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 2000k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5000k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)

Good Luck

25/02/2025

When you finally realize you're surrounded by liars, it will hit you that you've pushed away people who genuinely love you and are brave enough to tell you the truth.
😎

13/07/2023

make una tell Mr Eden say the way e dey do the work Sakponba Estate so make e stop am or else e go problem from God very soon

27/08/2021

STOP MALTREATING WORKERS ALL IN THE NAME OF DOING MY WORK , WORKERS ARE HUMANS LIKE YOU.

19/08/2021

A NEW PM HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO SAKPONBA ESTATE AND HE IS THE PERSON OF MR EDEM .

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