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Low Rent Zapruder A multi media digital art gallery and installation

27/06/2025

soldier side - system of a down (Live, by low rent zapruder) 6.19.25 at Nobby’s, St. Augustine

tonight. free. 2 sets of improv. Gary West opening around 8:15
19/06/2025

tonight. free. 2 sets of improv.
Gary West opening around 8:15

19/06/2025

Original Music set to film. (Film: Maxwell’s Demon - Hollis Frampton)

Zalongo - Show 52 - 7.26.24 Sarbez - St. AugustineZalongo The Dismissives Xenia.Shows
26/07/2024

Zalongo - Show 52 - 7.26.24
Sarbez - St. Augustine

Zalongo The Dismissives Xenia.Shows

Skataki - Show 4 - 7.25.24 Shanghai Nobby’s - St. Augustine, FL
25/07/2024

Skataki - Show 4 - 7.25.24
Shanghai Nobby’s - St. Augustine, FL

Sergio Christian & I made an improv jam trio and play almost every Thursday at Nobby’s Come hang I have new instruments ...
11/07/2024

Sergio Christian & I made an improv jam trio and play almost every Thursday at Nobby’s

Come hang
I have new instruments to beep and stuff

Xenia.Shows

| DOZ TOUR SHOW 5 || POST-COMEDY NIGHT || THE WORMHOLE || SAVANNAH |
03/07/2024

| DOZ TOUR SHOW 5 || POST-COMEDY NIGHT |
| THE WORMHOLE || SAVANNAH |

| DOZ TOUR | NIGHT 4 | NEW WAVE & NOISE || ATLANTA | 529 EAV | Thank you Randy Garcia for setting this one up! [Tickets ...
30/06/2024

| DOZ TOUR | NIGHT 4 | NEW WAVE & NOISE |
| ATLANTA | 529 EAV |
Thank you Randy Garcia for setting this one up!

[Tickets In Comments Below]

HI FREAKS ZALONGO NOW HAS HAND PAINTED MAGNET CANVASES GET THEM FRIDAY AT SARBEZ!! Zalongo
26/06/2024

HI FREAKS
ZALONGO NOW HAS HAND PAINTED MAGNET CANVASES
GET THEM FRIDAY AT SARBEZ!!

Zalongo

In the heart of the St. Augustine, where the air smelled of pine and rebellion, Zalongo was born. They weren’t just a ba...
21/06/2024

In the heart of the St. Augustine, where the air smelled of pine and rebellion, Zalongo was born. They weren’t just a band; they were a movement. Their music was a fusion of psychedelic punk, DIY ethos, and a dash of cosmic weirdness. Their van, a rusted-out relic, rattled down the winding road, its tires spinning to the rhythm of their distorted guitars.
The world was in peril. The evil Corporation known as Cook Out had concocted a sinister plan. Their weapon? Processed food. Burgers that could brainwash, fries that whispered secrets, and milkshakes that induced existential crises. The masses were hooked, and the world teetered on the brink of culinary catastrophe.
Zalongo knew they had to act. Their mission: infiltrate Cook Out’s headquarters in Brunswick, Georgia. Armed with drumsticks, a kazoo, and a manifesto scrawled on a napkin, they set forth. Along the way, they encountered roadblocks—a vegan werewolf, a hitchhiking robot, and a sentient bag of kale chips—but nothing deterred their resolve.
As the engine sputtered, they arrived at Cook Out’s fortress. The corporate logo—a menacing burger with dollar signs for eyes—loomed over the gates. Zalongo stormed in, guitars wailing, and faced the CEO, a man in a suit made entirely of bacon strips.
“Your reign of processed terror ends here!” shouted Zalongo’s brandishing a carrot like a sword.

The battle raged: power chords clashed with microwave beeps, and the smell of rebellion mixed with the scent of frying onions. In the epic finale, they sang protest ballad so potent that the bacon-suited CEO wept grease. The brainwashed masses snapped out of their fast-food stupor, and Cook Out crumbled like a soggy fry.
Zalongo emerged victorious, their mission complete. As they drove off into the sunset, the radio played their anthem: “We are the misfits, the flavor rebels, and we’ll save the world—one riff at a time.”
And so, the legend of Zalongo echoed through the mountains, inspiring other bands to rise up against culinary tyranny. Their van became a shrine, adorned with kale wreaths and graffiti that read, “Eat local, rock global.”
And that’s how a band, fueled by passion and a disdain for processed food, became unlikely saviors. 🎸🌮🌎

Show 2 - 6.20.24 - Nobby’s, St. Augustine, FLLineup:Anthony Akap……………Guitar/VoxChristian Comeau……..Drums/Bells/HornAlec ...
14/06/2024

Show 2 - 6.20.24 - Nobby’s, St. Augustine, FL

Lineup:
Anthony Akap……………Guitar/Vox
Christian Comeau……..Drums/Bells/Horn
Alec Stephens…………..Bass/Thump

Christian Alec Xenia.Shows

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