Closing Time Podcast

22/08/2024

Is RFK jr out? Is he endorsing Trump? If so whatever good will the man built up being a lefty who helped environmental causes will be wiped away for good. And for a position in weirdos 2024 cabinet….holy s**t. Can this guy fall any lower?

28/06/2024

It is 1968 all over again. An embattled president embroiled in an evil war being called to step down. Trump will ruin this country and Biden’s hubris and age may hand it to him.

29/01/2024

I call on the Biden administration to immediately federalize the Texas national guard and arrest governor abbot for manslaughter of women and children who bled to death caught in barbed wire on the border under abbots direct orders not to save their lives.

22/12/2021

Like anakin skywalker you can take this heroes journey with us by listening to our new episode. Out NOW!

22/12/2021

Episode 31 Is out RIGHT NOW!!! go listen! Like Subscribe. Submit. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

We have a long discussion about Queerness and outing culture. We discuss our own personal experiences as well as the histories we are aware of from decades gone by. Then we ask the eternal question. Is Republican senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina gay? This comes up while discussing the meri...

16/10/2021

Go listen to episode 29!!!!!

08/10/2021

Here is a new Episode!!! EAT MY LITTLE BEBES

We take a deep dive on Swingers clubs and parties in NYC and AVL. Chris discusses his experiences and yearning for the swinger's clubs and parties that existed pre-pandemic. It's a wild ride through the logistics of how they work and such. No he doesn't talk about s*x in swinger's clubs or parties.....

02/06/2021

THE LOST EPISODE is out now!!!!!!

It is rare that we get a special treat in this world....yet HERE IT IS! THE LOST EPISODE!!! Many Bothans died to get this mysteriously lost episode to us. Originally recorded in the fall of 2020 this is quite a snapshot of where we were at days after the vice presidential debate. Remember the fly on...

28/05/2021

New Episode. Check it out all you cool little Fonzies.

Well hey baby, Where you been? We've been here. Workin'. Playin'. Livin'. Transitions. Always so many transitions. Waiting for the sweet embrace of death to take us home, into the nothingness. We talk about stuff. We're funny and vulnerable little bebes taking our time and space in the world. There....

25/03/2021

Episode 27 is up on Anchor and Spotify and we're diggin' into QAnon (again), Tinder bots, and ALL THE BUFFETS. Put your eatin' gloves on we love a buffet

17/03/2021

Episode 26 is live NOW and we have another riveting installment of Darien's Smells for everyone. Listen on Spotify and Anchor; find your own smells to get involved at home. Tell me what they are I am interested. please

16/03/2021

Episode 26 Is Dropped!!!! This is a good one, with some mixed emotions as Elijah moves away. Check it out.

We discuss an unfortunate incident in which Elijah accidently (we think it was on purpose) hits a brave veteran with some very powerful rocket. He apologizes profusely. Still. Chris waxes poetic on The Wonderwheel, a large Ferris wheel on Coney Island, NYC, as well as the possibility of running a ch...

08/03/2021

happy birthday to E$ he turned 25 on Friday and didn't call in for the podcast even though we sent him a couple of messages but not too many

04/03/2021

Episode 24 is out now! Listen on Anchor or Spotify! Listen first on Anchor and then listen again on Spotify, with your family around the fire as a gentle snow falls.

02/03/2021

Or listen on Apple podcasts!! Episode 24 out now!!!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/closing-time-podcast/id1529620476 =8374ca73-4da5-4f1c-91d0-6f673314ab16

‎Comedy · 2021

02/03/2021

We discuss drugs from the good old days that we miss or missed out on. You be the judge. Elijah regales us with his harrowing tale of staying in a freezing Airbnb with no plumbing and no heat on a PIG FARM! Naughty (& heart wrenching) hotel story straight out of Alamance County, NC. Anytown, USA. Everyone loves a love triangle. Darien, Elijah, Alexander and Chris all flex their accent work something fierce. A good time will be had. Join us!

President Trump reveals he supports and endorsed the street assassination of an Antifa member accused of murder without trial in a sp*ech in Georgia. We discuss drugs from the good old days that we miss or missed out on. You be the judge. Elijah regales us with his harrowing tale of staying in a fre...

02/03/2021

NO. NO SIR!

23/02/2021

Episode 23 is live now on Anchor and Spotify. Learn about furries with us, four people with bulging muscles who know a medium (normal! average!) amount about furries. Which cat girl am I, I can't decide??? For research purposes

23/02/2021

This week Elijah told us the chilling tale of ghostly figure in his hallway mirror. Episode 23 is out tonight-ish (1AM) and isn't spooky at all lol.

Tune in for our feelings about furries, Eckankar and religious hypocrisy. Your favorite not-haunted podcast.

20/02/2021

The return of Mack.

20/02/2021

Listen Now!!!!!

But seriously, would you? If they were hot? If they were hot in a way that really speaks to you? Speaking of psychos, did you hear that the second Impeachment trial against Donald J Trump has begun? Yeah we don't talk about that here but we talk politics, drugs, s*xy times and many other things duri...

20/02/2021

Whip it up with us!! "The whippit episode is going to be our breakout hit" - Elijah Greenfield.

(The Kidney, More Fo****in, Death and Funerals) I smell Whipped cream, but different. Is there something in the air? We talk about organ donation, Green Funerals and the unnatural horrors of the American funeral business in general. We talk about our post death wishes and more. We have an informed d...

10/02/2021

Tomorrow!!!!! Episode 21!!!!

But seriously, would you? If they were hot? If they were hot in a way that really speaks to you? Speaking of psychos, did you hear that the second Impeachment trial against Donald J Trump has begun? Yeah we don't talk about that here but we talk politics, drugs, s*xy times and many other things duri...

10/02/2021

Episode 20 is out and you should listen to it. It is phenomenally hilarious!! Take it from me, everyone's favorite s*x infotainer, angry leftist with a brain, and Anti-Theist.

Seriously, check it out!

(The Kidney, More Fo****in, Death and Funerals) I smell Whipped cream, but different. Is there something in the air? We talk about organ donation, Green Funerals and the unnatural horrors of the American funeral business in general. We talk about our post death wishes and more. We have an informed d...

01/02/2021

Episode 20 is out.......Go Check it out. We talok green funerals, kidney donation, fo****in info, and much much more. Whip it up with us!!!!!

(The Kidney, More Fo****in, Death and Funerals) I smell Whipped cream, but different. Is there something in the air? We talk about organ donation, Green Funerals and the unnatural horrors of the American funeral business in general. We talk about our post death wishes and more. We have an informed d...

25/01/2021

Episode 20: “WHIP IT UP &THE LIVE CALL IN,” is up now!!!
Go check it out and maybe p*e yourself a little.

25/01/2021

WE WHIP IT UP HARD!!! Episode 20 is out now. Go check it out and laugh until small amounts of urine leave your urethra in an uncontrolled manner!!!!!!!

(The Kidney, More Fo****in, Death and Funerals) I smell Whipped cream, but different. Is there something in the air? We talk about organ donation, Green Funerals and the unnatural horrors of the American funeral business in general. We talk about our post death wishes and more. We have an informed d...

19/01/2021

Episode 19 is LIVE now!!!!

08/12/2020

Do you like to get you podcasts from Spotify? Well...Episode 14: Poly vs Cheating, All is well, and Alexander’s romantic “Bananas” adventure... has just dropped. Go check it out. Check ‘em all out! Gotta catch ‘em all!!!

Chris talks about how special he is because he knows a little science. He explains that he thinks he's better than everybody because he thinks he's smarter. Then discusses skepticism and Tom Scott videos. He does or does not s**t on Alexander's parade. Some of the cast eats hot peppers. Chris discus...

08/12/2020

Do you like Apple podcasts? If that’s how you get them then guess what? Our new episode, Episode 14: Poly vs Cheating, All is well, and Alexander’s romantic “Bananas” adventure... has just dropped on Apple podcasts!!!!