Pit of Chimps

20/12/2022

We're not putting together a Spotify playlist because Spotify sucks ass, but here's all our 'xmas' specials anyway!

2022: https://tinyurl.com/5x5bredv
2021 (Part 1): https://tinyurl.com/2kk7xazy
2021 (Part 2): https://tinyurl.com/yc83tv82
2020: https://tinyurl.com/4kpvvfkx
2019: https://tinyurl.com/yzh29nbp

20/12/2022

Merry ###mas, you filthy animals.
A seasonal episode from us to you.
Best enjoyed while wearing a ski mask.

https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/episode-58-dare-you-enter-my-massive-jungle-###mas-special xx

Welcome to the Pit of Chimps 2022 ###mas (and jungle) Special, but it need not be about ###mas and it need not be so special. Enjoy an absolutely SPECTACULAR episode full of surprises and typical nonsense.

16/12/2022

We were recently invited on the Who Takes the Socks Off? podcast to talk about the removal of Dicks and Fannys.
You can listen to this once in a generation event here:

Whatever happened to Dick and Fanny?Why has Enid Blyton's masterpiece trilogy about the magic faraway tree been edited to feature character names never intended to be there?Can we make this episode without somehow getting onto the subject of p**n?...

24/09/2022

'My Word! What a Great Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life' - Mail idea

23/09/2022

'My Word! What a Great Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life' - Teenager crisis idea

22/09/2022

'My Word! What a Great Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life' - Sofa idea

08/09/2022

[NEW EPISODE!]

Grab yer ankles and boost your ears, it's Episode 56 - Million Dollar Cream Team Hunk: Maximum A**s

Simon and Tom return with all the spiciest segments you've ever had the misfortune of hearing. Featuring the Quarter Finals of the Ham & Eggs Cup! 

25/05/2022

[NEW EPISODE]

It's good to be back and we're back on FULL POWER for this episode.
Please sit back with a warm mug of sesame oil and enjoy, episode 53 - Bombay Black Rebel Ladysmith Motorcycle Mambazo Club

Simon and Tom have been fully charged for this week's maga episode which is sure to go down with the yoof demographic. The Chimps answer listener questions and Lamb Dallas returns for another sizzling adventure.

09/05/2022

Tip: Run to the nearest street corner and yell "NIGEL RULES!" and see where it gets you, I guess.

04/05/2022

[NEW NEW NEW EPiSODE!]

Hold onto your sausages and slip on your comfiest loafers as you witness episode 52 - I Am a Vending Machine, Pregnant With a Human Man... Enjoy!

Simon and Tom continue to work under the control of FigoCorp. What zany antics will they get up to this week? Listen to discover a magical world of wonder.

11/04/2022

*NEW EPISODE!*

Please enjoy our new episode while you're getting your underworld waxed:

Pit of Chimps returns under the new management of FigoCorp! Figo has demanded swift changes to operations at Pit of Chimps and results he shall witness.

07/02/2022

Another satisfied customer.