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04/04/2023

Mathematics time
If MUSA has 32 teeth and he insulted ur mother in front of you how many teeth will remain!!🤣🤣

11/03/2023

Should I send you money?

A. no
B. A
C. B

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11/03/2023

after the whole walking to find a single ATM with cash only to withdraw your last 2k it say decline but you we're debited 😅😅😅

10/03/2023

MAGIC KITCHEN 🙆😳🤣

Chinaza is a house boy who drinks the wine of
his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his
tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy
pasties (a French wine that changes color if you add
water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Chinaza, drank from the wine &
topped it up with water as usual.🙆..
Sadly for him😞, immediately he added water the
pasties became milky & when the Boss came back &
noticed it, he knew he had nailed Chinaza,

Chinaza knew he was in trouble & decided to stay
In the kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about what he observed.
"Chinaza!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?".
Chinaza :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:
"Are you insane or what? Why when I cáll you say "yes
boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer
me? "
Chinaza retorted, "hmmm oga when youu are in the
kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except
your name"
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar
stand beside Madam, while I'll go into the kitchen &
then ask me a question"
Chinaza accepted. When his boss was in the
kitchen he shouts: "Boss".
"Yes, Chinaza" his Boss answers. then Chinaza
asks,
"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam
is not at home?"
No answer.
The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to
the maids room when madam no dey house?"
(No answer)😳
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting
"Wonders will never cease! Chinaza😲, It is true oh,
when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except one's name."
The wife interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie without
argument." Chinaza asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed.🤷
Chinaza asks madam, "Who's junior's biological
father? Me or the Boss?" madam rush out it's true oo I don't hear anything 🙆🤣

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10/03/2023

STORIES (RE-UP)🥰🌝😂💔

Yesterday, the handsome Keke-man dropped me in front of the hospital where my grandmother was admitted.

I paid him his fare and when he reached to give me my change, I asked him to keep it for himself.

He smiled and said my heart is as good as my face.

Clutching the package of rice and fried chicken I had gotten from Crunchies Fried Chicken Limited, I entered the hospital and began to climb its stairs to the last floor.

When I got to my grandmother's room, I was shocked to see my whole family (extended and nuclear) weeping in front of it.

Even my Dad whom I have never seen shed tears was crying, too. All my paternal uncles, aunts and cousins were crying.

They said they received the news of my grandmother's death from my older cousin barely an hour ago.

They said they've seen her body and can't bear to look at it continuously, hence they came out to cry at the corridor.

Grief-stricken, I walked into the room alone, to see my grandmother who was now covered with an old wrapper.

I looked at her, and tears rolled down my face. I've always loved her.

After that, I walked behind the bed where her body laid and unplugged my phone that I had plugged there an hour before I left to buy the delicious rice, then I replugged the life support still attached to her vitals.

Immediately, my grandmother sneezed and croaked, 'Umu'm.'

My family who heard her rushed into the room to meet us. Joyfully, they hailed me and said God used me to miraculously resurrect her.

Standing there, I don't know how to tell them that I mistakenly unplugged Grandmother's life support just to charge my phone.
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