A satire-based-imaginary-Newspaper kinda page started in Cornteen (Quartatine, how do you even spell it?).
Stuff posted here is not necessarily fictional in all fairness but the names are usually.
01/05/2023
10/08/2022
Not to brag or anything but I can flip an Omelette without turning it into scrambled egg.
27/07/2022
I have seen some of the things you people post on your profiles and I would have paid for your therapy if I weren't so broke either.
22/07/2022
This CM Punjab election can have as many surprises as it wants but it can never beat my math teacher calling my name first in 8th Grade while distributing test results back and it was not for failing this time.
19/07/2022
Aight people stop worrying about Netflix putting payment on password sharing, your friend of friend should worry about it whose Netflix account you are using.
19/07/2022
If drug abuse is your only coping mechanism then I need the contact of your dealer bruh. Cause same?
12/07/2022
Your mental health matters bro but if you only want to discuss it with opposite gender and not the people who already know you, then you kinda have another problem you should address.
09/07/2022
Why the f**k this kid from our extended family who is 2.5 years old has a Facebook account to begin with?
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